Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 20, 2019

Danae’s on the job!!

Nowadays, two weeks without spam is like death taking a holiday.

Pls call 1-1800-Re-Septical – We guarantee to plug the hole.

LOL Wiley that is a MasterCard moment Priceless

Don’t make a big stink about it Danae.

Don’t make a big stink about it Danae.

To paraphrase Jaws: I’m gonna need a bigger horse.

I’m really liking this thread.

Not enough sewage. This will just move them out of the dark holes in the ground and into politics.

Dump the dump.

I must have a really good spam filter on my email. I rarely see any. But then again, I have a very small “footprint” on the internet.

My phone gets more spam than my computer accounts. However, I have a special ring tone I assign to my contacts, everyone else gets the default tone. So I ignore the default tone when I get a call. It usually rings twice and then hangs up. None of them ever leaves a voicemail.

Fortunately, my phone is for personal use and not business so I can afford to do this.

However, there is an application called NoMoRobo that works with your carrier to block robocalls. It is free for land lines and a couple of dollars a month for mobile numbers. The company tells you how to work with your carrier to do this.

Will fertilizer make evil grow?

Go Danae! Go Danae!

Applause…applause…applause!

fusilier

James 2:24

“Lucy’s Loo”, eh? I love it.

Another great strip, Mr. Miller… please keep them coming!

Call the president, Danae. He’s had a large swamp worth of that stuff delivered to Washington.

Are there any fans down there? They’re about to get hit.

Lucy’s Loo?

Yay! A new super hero is born! The Pooisher!

Poor spammers, Danae is playing Sgt. Hartman to their private Pyle.

Glad I can still enjoy what the print media has hypocritically censored – "Censorship is to art as lynching is to justice.”

Just press that button over there that says “Unsubscribe” and then we’ll quit bothering you – we promise.

Drown the hackers with political promises!

I am actually beginning to like Danae.

I like Danae’s solution. ALL Black Hat Hackers deserve the treatment.

Do Wiley bears bleep in a hacker lair?

so he’s consigned Hackers to the 1st circle?

Remember that Danae’s only going after the free-market hackers, who only annoy you because they want your money. The real pros are the government-sponsored ones who work for the KGB, and they want our democracy.

In the best of worlds this response to hacking would seem a little extreme, but, after you have had to replace your credit card and all your passwords a couple of times, it looks like Danae is showing admirable restraint.

Everyone should read Ziggy today and complaint about the obvious profanity in the second line. I can clearly see F half a U C K . I’m emailing my newspaper editor today to complain.

@JOHNUND, Not really, just to add some branching out

I hope that truck is full.

The Septic Service’s reply is all time!! I guess the holies are gonna get skunked.

This is one of my favorite comics. Please do not take it away.

Is this where we leave a non-political comment?

Even better would be a load of fast-hardening concrete – they couldn’t dig-swim their way out of that!

hey that’s a lot of sh….

Fighting evil isn’t evil except to evil.

Danae: “So you’ll stop being evil?” Hackers: “For a couple of weeks.” Sounds like an exchange between Trump and Kim Jong-un.