Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 19, 2022

Time for lunch anyway

Never understood why people would say food chain when they just meant chain.

He should start with the person in HR that hired a bear.

He wants to hop hop hop hop hippity hop to the top.

Hey, the market he brings encourages customers to buy, doesn’t it?

Bearly a meal for a day there at the table for Mr/Ms Bear.

Why would he need to “work up the food chain”? He’s at the top and will finish it top-down.

During my times working in different industries, i can tell with confidence, that the board members aren’t a chain gang, but more of a rope party. Unless of course they get busted.

Does that mean he gives McDonald’s a buy?

Wiley Bear has the biggest mug. It should read, “World’s Best Carnivore”.

That is no way to treat a " Rabbit " : (

An non-apologetic business predator, VP Behr audaciously displays a rabbit foot on his key chain. He doesn’t need a key to the executive washroom — he does that business out in the woods.

YAY!!! WILEY BEAR IN A SUIT!!! YAY!!!

You can put a bear in a suit, but that doesn’t make him civilized.

Don’t encourage him to eat lunch at his desk.

That’s what you get when you hire a Klingon.

Hasenpfeffer!

He’s already the apex predator present, so there’s no more going up for him.

talk about a bull in a china shop

Truth in advertising is the way I see it.

Just keep some extra salmon in the company fridge.

He was just yanking your chain

So much appetite, so little time.

BUNNIES!

There’s only 6 business lunches between him and the top.

Wiley is a GREAT illustrator- look at this angle of vision!

Funny one Mike!

Bound to end badly – tears before bed-time.

That rabbit is speaking in bearish terms.