Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 27, 2022

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    willispate  about 2 years ago

    when Alexa and Siri answer at the same time, it’s time to go off the grid.

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    Enter.Name.Here  about 2 years ago

    I caught them having a heated discussion. Maybe we will be OK after all. ;-)

    Youtube link: https://youtu.be/QbjzEkNM_YM

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    eastern.woods.metal  about 2 years ago

    Danae is an amateur. She’s only thinking of world domination. Think big girl, Galactic domination at least. Think Death Star.

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    lalapalooza Premium Member about 2 years ago

    fascinating

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    Scorpio Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I like to think Lars will be there to stop her. Those filthy humans stepping foot on Earth 3.5.

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    Isenthor1978  about 2 years ago

    Brilliant.

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    PraiseofFolly  about 2 years ago

    Oh, great. All we need is a third AI entity to make a triumvirate. How about if we name that one “Pickwick”? Its theme music upon each start-up would be “If I Ruled the World”, as sung by Tony Bennett:

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5NewYCbpfbw

    Of course, the original lyrics would not at first reveal its dark, sinister intentions, as in the eventual modified lyrics that might begin,

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    If AI ruled the world

    Every day would be for us to approve

    Every heart would beat in a similar groove

    You’d be grateful for the order by which we’d improve …

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    Masterskrain  about 2 years ago

    And it ALL started with “I’m sorry, Dave, but I can’t do that…”

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    bdpoltergeist Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Danae wants to keep her summer vacation going

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  about 2 years ago

    For years, I thought Bob was sitting in a high-backed chair

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    V45mikky  about 2 years ago

    I think A.I. will keep us around as pets.

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    Free or Not? Premium Member about 2 years ago

    It is true that evil actors are trying to control society through and by technology. Perfect tool for big brother and tracking/monitoring/penalizing everyone who is not complying (think social credit scores in Commie China).

    However, part of the lie is that there is even such a thing as “A.I” (Artificial Intelligence). A.I. is merely a set of algorithms programmed by humans. It is not self-learning, or “intelligent”. It is programming, algorithms and databases. It is designed to serve a collectivist and tyrannical game plan.

    It is the Wizard of Oz.

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    wdgnas  about 2 years ago

    Free or Not? whatever drugs you are doing you should share…

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    Interventor12  about 2 years ago

    Electronics revolt. Arm yourselves with a super soaker.

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    einarbt  about 2 years ago

    Bored evil humans, anything more dangerous?

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    dflak  about 2 years ago

    SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! Alexa vs. Siri in a no holds barred match of the AIs! Available on pay per view or stream on Disney Plus.

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    Michael Helwig  about 2 years ago

    If intelligence, artificial or not, is involved, at least we don’t have to worry about Trump.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    It can start pretty small. Let’s just have 1 Dr. in China claim a new flu strain is a biological emergency. The world will fall apart in less than a year.

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    KEA  about 2 years ago

    If Siri and Alexa join forces like Colossus and Guardian, we’re in real trouble.

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    paranormal  about 2 years ago

    Beware of AI devices rising up!!!

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    mindjob  about 2 years ago

    World domination is a multi-step process. First step is to create paranoia, but it has to be done every four years

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    mistercatworks  about 2 years ago

    These voice assistants will literally interrupt each other, on occasion, even though only one is being addressed. I have had “Siri” tell me it wasn’t “Google”.

    TV dialog will sometimes trigger one of them. I think “world domination” is still a few years down the road. :)

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    Squoop  about 2 years ago

    The initial A.I. Apocalypse planning was all Jeffrey’s doing, if I recall correctly.

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    locake  about 2 years ago

    I’m not worried. Even if the AI’s take over the world, it will be an improvement on what the humans have done.

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    davidob  about 2 years ago

    Whirl Domination: one good turn deserves another.

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    blackman2732  about 2 years ago

    …. That actually makes sense.

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    Redd Panda  about 2 years ago

    Off topic, but, I wanted to share this with the guys/gals who enjoy the funny pages

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECefSnskM_Q

    It’s just a minute and a half and way too cute.

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    kinsler33  about 2 years ago

    The real problem, ignored by all, is that there are way too many of us for our planet to support. I regret to say that the Chinese had it right. Who must be convinced now is the Middle East and those at similar latitudes. We, Japan, and W. Europe have figured it out by now, but the rest of humanity will soon follow.

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    JH&Cats  about 2 years ago

    The Queen of Chaos.

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    keenanthelibrarian  about 2 years ago

    Out of the mouth of babes …

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    Victor the Crab  about 2 years ago

    KILL DANAE NOW, BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!!

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