Oh, great. All we need is a third AI entity to make a triumvirate. How about if we name that one “Pickwick”? Its theme music upon each start-up would be “If I Ruled the World”, as sung by Tony Bennett:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5NewYCbpfbw
Of course, the original lyrics would not at first reveal its dark, sinister intentions, as in the eventual modified lyrics that might begin,
.
If AI ruled the world
Every day would be for us to approve
Every heart would beat in a similar groove
You’d be grateful for the order by which we’d improve …
It is true that evil actors are trying to control society through and by technology. Perfect tool for big brother and tracking/monitoring/penalizing everyone who is not complying (think social credit scores in Commie China).
However, part of the lie is that there is even such a thing as “A.I” (Artificial Intelligence). A.I. is merely a set of algorithms programmed by humans. It is not self-learning, or “intelligent”. It is programming, algorithms and databases. It is designed to serve a collectivist and tyrannical game plan.
It can start pretty small. Let’s just have 1 Dr. in China claim a new flu strain is a biological emergency. The world will fall apart in less than a year.
These voice assistants will literally interrupt each other, on occasion, even though only one is being addressed. I have had “Siri” tell me it wasn’t “Google”.
TV dialog will sometimes trigger one of them. I think “world domination” is still a few years down the road. :)
The real problem, ignored by all, is that there are way too many of us for our planet to support. I regret to say that the Chinese had it right. Who must be convinced now is the Middle East and those at similar latitudes. We, Japan, and W. Europe have figured it out by now, but the rest of humanity will soon follow.
willispate over 2 years ago
when Alexa and Siri answer at the same time, it’s time to go off the grid.
Enter.Name.Here over 2 years ago
I caught them having a heated discussion. Maybe we will be OK after all. ;-)
Youtube link: https://youtu.be/QbjzEkNM_YM
eastern.woods.metal over 2 years ago
Danae is an amateur. She’s only thinking of world domination. Think big girl, Galactic domination at least. Think Death Star.
lalapalooza Premium Member over 2 years ago
fascinating
Scorpio Premium Member over 2 years ago
I like to think Lars will be there to stop her. Those filthy humans stepping foot on Earth 3.5.
Isenthor1978 over 2 years ago
Brilliant.
PraiseofFolly over 2 years ago
Oh, great. All we need is a third AI entity to make a triumvirate. How about if we name that one “Pickwick”? Its theme music upon each start-up would be “If I Ruled the World”, as sung by Tony Bennett:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5NewYCbpfbw
Of course, the original lyrics would not at first reveal its dark, sinister intentions, as in the eventual modified lyrics that might begin,
.
If AI ruled the world
Every day would be for us to approve
Every heart would beat in a similar groove
You’d be grateful for the order by which we’d improve …
Masterskrain over 2 years ago
And it ALL started with “I’m sorry, Dave, but I can’t do that…”
bdpoltergeist Premium Member over 2 years ago
Danae wants to keep her summer vacation going
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. over 2 years ago
For years, I thought Bob was sitting in a high-backed chair
V45mikky over 2 years ago
I think A.I. will keep us around as pets.
Free or Not? Premium Member over 2 years ago
It is true that evil actors are trying to control society through and by technology. Perfect tool for big brother and tracking/monitoring/penalizing everyone who is not complying (think social credit scores in Commie China).
However, part of the lie is that there is even such a thing as “A.I” (Artificial Intelligence). A.I. is merely a set of algorithms programmed by humans. It is not self-learning, or “intelligent”. It is programming, algorithms and databases. It is designed to serve a collectivist and tyrannical game plan.
It is the Wizard of Oz.
wdgnas over 2 years ago
Free or Not? whatever drugs you are doing you should share…
Interventor12 over 2 years ago
Electronics revolt. Arm yourselves with a super soaker.
einarbt over 2 years ago
Bored evil humans, anything more dangerous?
dflak over 2 years ago
SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! Alexa vs. Siri in a no holds barred match of the AIs! Available on pay per view or stream on Disney Plus.
Michael Helwig over 2 years ago
If intelligence, artificial or not, is involved, at least we don’t have to worry about Trump.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
It can start pretty small. Let’s just have 1 Dr. in China claim a new flu strain is a biological emergency. The world will fall apart in less than a year.
KEA over 2 years ago
If Siri and Alexa join forces like Colossus and Guardian, we’re in real trouble.
paranormal over 2 years ago
Beware of AI devices rising up!!!
mindjob over 2 years ago
World domination is a multi-step process. First step is to create paranoia, but it has to be done every four years
mistercatworks over 2 years ago
These voice assistants will literally interrupt each other, on occasion, even though only one is being addressed. I have had “Siri” tell me it wasn’t “Google”.
TV dialog will sometimes trigger one of them. I think “world domination” is still a few years down the road. :)
Squoop over 2 years ago
The initial A.I. Apocalypse planning was all Jeffrey’s doing, if I recall correctly.
locake over 2 years ago
I’m not worried. Even if the AI’s take over the world, it will be an improvement on what the humans have done.
davidob over 2 years ago
Whirl Domination: one good turn deserves another.
blackman2732 over 2 years ago
…. That actually makes sense.
Redd Panda over 2 years ago
Off topic, but, I wanted to share this with the guys/gals who enjoy the funny pages
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECefSnskM_Q
It’s just a minute and a half and way too cute.
kinsler33 over 2 years ago
The real problem, ignored by all, is that there are way too many of us for our planet to support. I regret to say that the Chinese had it right. Who must be convinced now is the Middle East and those at similar latitudes. We, Japan, and W. Europe have figured it out by now, but the rest of humanity will soon follow.
JH&Cats over 2 years ago
The Queen of Chaos.
keenanthelibrarian over 2 years ago
Out of the mouth of babes …
Victor the Crab over 2 years ago
KILL DANAE NOW, BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!!