With the straight bottom, those are speed skates. All they do is go straight, they don’t turn. Figure eights are impossible
I think there’s about to be a brief pause in the exercise routine.
Looks like a three leg dog, we have a three leg dog, really.
How about skating in circle until the ice breaks and you fall in the hole. (I saw Daffy Duck do it once.)
I can only imagine…
Are we sure he’s talking about skating figure eights?
Breed? A Sal-chow, of course.
He could still do a double axle.
In training for Olympic Speed Sniffing. Expedited peeing being an important component. Accuracy affects the scoring.
Skis for dogs???
I’m disappointed nobody is confessing to peeing figure eights when they were kids
My record for doing figure eights on ice is perfect — but wasn’t ever the conscious goal.
S-o-o-o=o If dog takes a run around that hydrant, will his owner have to change to the soprano section of the choir?
Fwiw it takes a lot of water to write my name
Brings a new meaning to Death of Guitar Pop’s song: DOGP Shuffle.
I once went skatejuring with a pair of huskies while on in-line roller skates—me not the dogs. We hit a down-hill hairpin curve. Right before it you could see the dogs looking at each other and saying: “crack the whip”.
But ‘leg hikes’ are allowed.
And this is why I live in the South!
New dance; skating the dog…
DUMB.
The deadly yellow snow crystals had
Deprived him of his sight
And he stood up, and he looked around, and he said
“I can’t see”
Soon to be added to the Iditarod as an alternative way to run the race.
Bottom line here is NOBODY remembers why it’s called “Figure Skating”.
A dog’s just gotta do what a dog’s gotta do!
February 16, 2022
eastern.woods.metal over 1 year ago
With the straight bottom, those are speed skates. All they do is go straight, they don’t turn. Figure eights are impossible
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago
I think there’s about to be a brief pause in the exercise routine.
Cornelius Noodleman over 1 year ago
Looks like a three leg dog, we have a three leg dog, really.
Mediatech over 1 year ago
How about skating in circle until the ice breaks and you fall in the hole. (I saw Daffy Duck do it once.)
lalapalooza Premium Member over 1 year ago
I can only imagine…
nosirrom over 1 year ago
Are we sure he’s talking about skating figure eights?
dot-the-I over 1 year ago
Breed? A Sal-chow, of course.
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
He could still do a double axle.
goboboyd over 1 year ago
In training for Olympic Speed Sniffing. Expedited peeing being an important component. Accuracy affects the scoring.
paranormal over 1 year ago
Skis for dogs???
mindjob over 1 year ago
I’m disappointed nobody is confessing to peeing figure eights when they were kids
Turquoise Poise Noise over 1 year ago
My record for doing figure eights on ice is perfect — but wasn’t ever the conscious goal.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
S-o-o-o=o If dog takes a run around that hydrant, will his owner have to change to the soprano section of the choir?
kwardecke Premium Member over 1 year ago
Fwiw it takes a lot of water to write my name
face.less_b over 1 year ago
Brings a new meaning to Death of Guitar Pop’s song: DOGP Shuffle.
face.less_b over 1 year ago
I once went skatejuring with a pair of huskies while on in-line roller skates—me not the dogs. We hit a down-hill hairpin curve. Right before it you could see the dogs looking at each other and saying: “crack the whip”.
ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago
But ‘leg hikes’ are allowed.
bngooby over 1 year ago
And this is why I live in the South!
T... over 1 year ago
New dance; skating the dog…
websterphreaky over 1 year ago
DUMB.
oish over 1 year ago
The deadly yellow snow crystals had
Deprived him of his sight
And he stood up, and he looked around, and he said
“I can’t see”
bakana over 1 year ago
Soon to be added to the Iditarod as an alternative way to run the race.
ewaldoh over 1 year ago
Bottom line here is NOBODY remembers why it’s called “Figure Skating”.
keenanthelibrarian over 1 year ago
A dog’s just gotta do what a dog’s gotta do!