Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 08, 2023

When I was young, I could run up the down escalator. I haven’t done that in years.

I like the escalator arrow.

I used to drive a ‘76 Mojo but I’m not sure where it’s parked now.

Talk about a mid-life mall crisis.

I like the DOWN direction sign!

Busy Mall at 5th and Ballard street!!!!

It’s a Midlife Mall. The sign should read “Why are you here?” (and how did you get here?)

forget where i or my mojo is… wonder where my credit card is?!?

I haven’t been to a mall in years…..and haven’t missed it.

The Lost Edge Mall, the directory to find lost “chops.”

Midlife crisis? What midlife crisis? Oh, you mean THAT one …

The Midwife Crisis…… when you’re over 40 and having twins.

Midlife Auto Repair … I got your mojo workin’

I lost my mojo and my waistline during the pandemic. I’m thinking of offering a reward.

I bit confusing for sure ?

For those who haven’t gotten there yet, be aware that we go from being the cool, cutting edge, crowd to out-of-date, old fashioned and irrelevant in about one week.

Meet me at the Metamucil counter in the food court…

They´re lucky, their mojos are in the parking lot, mine isn´t even in the same country.

Please stand back to allow those who are too proud to use ’ reader cheaters’ to read the directory.

At least it still hasn’t left without you

And the need to keep working after retirement age is over there…

Been wondering where – and when – I lost that thing. Shoulda known.

If only finding my mojo were this easy.

Then your phone beeps and there’s a message that your mojo is being towed away. :)

This at least looks like a proper mall — with at least 2 stories to boot. Around here they’re all flat. And then there are the strip malls, that barely qualify for malldom at all. In my home town — Madison, Wisconsin — there’s one called Lakepoint Commons, which isn’t near a lake, isn’t on a point, and doesn’t have a common area.

Seems about right.

He stole my MOJO!

Every time I look at a “mall map”,I feel more lost than I did before.

Mojo is not allowed in cookie-cutter shopping malls.

Thank the technology that brought ‘car finder’ keyfobs.

This could be a new “Left Behind” series. :-D

It’s a girl, my Lord, in a flat-bed FordSlowin’ down to take a look at me

I like the Pirate Mall in today’s Free Range!

Wiley hardly ever loses me, but this toon has me well and truly lost!

I had 3 Alfas, ’59 Spyders. Loved them.

Midlife? Alfa Romeo? Where’s your 22-year-old trophy girlfriend?

Never mind my mojo, where’s the restroom?