Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 09, 2024

Their hostile takeover brunch is even more popular than their right sizing happy hour.

Marginally better than a Michelin radial through the front widow.

I thought it was the RNC, (magat headquarters).

Let’s all get in there, and the devil take the hindmost!

It gets most of its customers from private equity firms.

Now accepting crypto-checks.

There’s a three martini minimum.

I think I’ve seen their ads in inflight magazines on the airlines; “It’s Just Lunch.”

Pork dishes are a speciality.

Popularity varies with the Fed’s interest rate proclimations.

All’s fair, Michelin stars were supposed to highlight unique dining experiences, so it might fit.

Nice touch with the focus group

and you thought Lever Bros. was just a name…

Eating at a Michelin starred restaurant is on my bucket list. I went to a James Beard award restaurant, I wasn’t terrible impressed.

No matter how good the food is, it’ll never come with the emotional resonance of mom’s home cookin’.

Lunch is when I want to get away from my coworkers

Focus group sign looks like a certain county’s flag

I drink your milkshake.

All you can consume on someone else’s dime.

I hear the tips are good – in the fourth quarter.

They go to the Leveraged Lounge to liquidate.

Unfortunately, it’s so expensive and spicy you have to pay the check on margin and hope it doesn’t come up later.

Most hostile takeovers end in indigestion

Located somewhere inside the beltway and close to the West Lawn, facing the Mall?

I like the dog with a happy tail.

The IPO Platter is overrated.

Oy, why would anyone go in ???