Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 03, 2024

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    GreasyOldTam  17 days ago

    The fish: “Nice, but we haven’t invented money yet.”

    Darwin: “Ummm…”

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    mr_sherman Premium Member 17 days ago

    How many fins do you have?

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    Bilan  17 days ago

    It has to be said, There’s something fishy going on here.

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    enigmamz  17 days ago

    Although I expect a rat to be more applicable for the agent, this works for the joke.

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    MS72  17 days ago

    Thanks for all the fish!

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    wongo  17 days ago

    I was expecting lots more!

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    dot-the-I  16 days ago

    Thus conditioning much to carp about through eons to come.

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    wirepunchr  16 days ago

    Location, location, location!"

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    baskate_2000  16 days ago

    How are they surviving on land?

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    uniquename  16 days ago

    Really old money.

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    Pickled Pete  16 days ago

    If Darwin were doing his observations today, I wonder if he’d think we were still evolving?

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    mindjob  16 days ago

    At least now they wear neckties

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    Tootsie Premium Member 16 days ago

    Mogul Evolution = Mogul Skiing

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    Darth Nefarius  16 days ago

    So that is how Trump ‘evolved’?

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    mistercatworks  16 days ago

    That last fish looks like he would rather take his chances with the sharks.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 16 days ago

    Evolution is not only a big deal it’s a good deal.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  16 days ago

    Not the last real estate broker to get rich selling swamp land.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 16 days ago

    Today’s trivia, courtesy of ChatGPT:

    Plants arrived on land before animals during the course of evolution. The colonization of land by plants began around 470 million years ago during the Ordovician period. The first land plants were simple, non-vascular plants like mosses and liverworts, which did not have true roots, stems, or leaves but were adapted to survive in damp environments.

    Animals followed later, with the first land animals being arthropods, such as millipedes and early insects, which appeared around 420-450 million years ago during the Silurian period. The evolution of plants played a crucial role in preparing the land environment for animal life by stabilizing the soil and contributing to the formation of a breathable atmosphere through photosynthesis.

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    leemorse9777  16 days ago

    Just evolved and already saws wood and makes furniture, paper, ink and something to write with. Surprised they don’t rule the world . Perhaps they evolved into the reptile people that some think exist.

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    willie_mctell  16 days ago

    What are they going to pay with?

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    keenanthelibrarian  16 days ago

    I thought originally it was an invasion of the land, not a ‘rush right in’ sale. Although, come to think of it, it’s often what happens when the first migrants arrive – they sell what they’ve already bought up to the late-comers …

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  16 days ago

    Everything has a beginning. Unfortunately.

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    lnrokr55  15 days ago

    Please, what makes you think KingFish is going to be alive in 10 seconds !

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  15 days ago

    He specializes in selling underwater lots

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