She wouldn’t last a day where I work. Nowadays we have to complete a safety hazard review and have it approved anytime we want to implement a new experimental procedure.
Maybe Danae has made the discovery that Mogen David wine bottles are not suitable for heating liquids, and that a kitchen stovetop burner does not serve well as a laboratory Bunsen Burner. (Personal experience, long ago)
No. No. Be of good cheer. If science teaches us anything, it teaches us to accept our failures, as well as our successes, with quiet dignity and grace.
Quote from Young Frankenstein by Dr. Frankenstein after first failing to raise the creature.
sirbadger about 8 hours ago
She’s running with a fire extinguisher and he just sits there.
Pointspread about 8 hours ago
I like all of Mr Miller’s work but when we get a week of stories about Danae & Lucy or Cap’n Eddie it makes my week a little better!
Hello Everyone about 8 hours ago
Kate’s great! Too bad she’s not in many of the new strips.
hariseldon59 about 7 hours ago
She wouldn’t last a day where I work. Nowadays we have to complete a safety hazard review and have it approved anytime we want to implement a new experimental procedure.
blunebottle about 5 hours ago
You always have to push it past its limit, so you know where the limit is.
zmech13 Premium Member about 5 hours ago
Remember, the difference between science and screwing around is whether you take notes on what you did and what happened.
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member about 2 hours ago
If he’s ever invited to a cocktail party. Do those even exist any more or just in old movies?
mrwiskers about 2 hours ago
Parenting from behind a newspaper, huh?
baskate_2000 about 2 hours ago
No it won’t.
PraiseofFolly about 2 hours ago
Maybe Danae has made the discovery that Mogen David wine bottles are not suitable for heating liquids, and that a kitchen stovetop burner does not serve well as a laboratory Bunsen Burner. (Personal experience, long ago)
Doug K about 2 hours ago
She is always discovering and learning:
She just discovered and learned another thing not to do (again)
[Traveler] Premium Member about 2 hours ago
Lots of scientists have discovered that rule
Hollymartins2 about 2 hours ago
We’re living in an age
Where limitations are forgotten
The outer edges move and dazzle us
But the core is something rotten
And we’re standing on the precipice
Of prejudice and fear
We trust science just as long
As it tells us what we want to hear
We want our truths all fair and balanced
As long as our notions lie within it
There’s no sunlight in our a***s
And our heads are stuck up in it
And our heroes may be rapists
Who watch us while we dream
But don’t look to me for answers
‘Cause we don’t know what it means
- Patterson Hood “What it Means”
boniface22 about 1 hour ago
Where’s Petey?
Redd Panda 21 minutes ago
I would have drawn Danae’s hair “explosion style” like Inspector Clouseau when the bomb went off.
MICHAEL GREEN Premium Member 8 minutes ago
No. No. Be of good cheer. If science teaches us anything, it teaches us to accept our failures, as well as our successes, with quiet dignity and grace.
Quote from Young Frankenstein by Dr. Frankenstein after first failing to raise the creature.