Reminds me of an old (and stupid) kid’s joke: Q: What did you have for breakfast? A: Pea Green Soup. Q: What did you have for lunch? A: Pea Green Soup. Q: What did you have for supper? A: Pea Green Soup. Q: What did you do all night? A: Pee Green Soup!
OH! This was SO funny today!!! And the comments from all you clever people… What an amazing group of individuals. Makes my day so often. Thank you ALL! :D
St. Pat’s 1975. A party hosted by an old East Coast Irishman. Green beer, green this, green that, you name it. Me totally blitzed, nature calls. The water in the toilet is green!! I double up; this is so funny. Too much green beer caused green pish !!!
mddshubby2005 over 3 years ago
Now, he’s gotta go next door to Podiatry about his corn.
allen@home over 3 years ago
That had to hurt. When he passed that.
kevin over 3 years ago
When you gotta pea, you gotta pea.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 3 years ago
Kidney stone or sampling the wrong end?
SHIVA over 3 years ago
Well, he did give up a pea!!!
pauljmsn over 3 years ago
Lotsa good funny posts here. Once again, a blanket “Like” from me.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll look at the cartoon again and writhe in imagined agony.
John Wiley Premium Member over 3 years ago
How to catch a Polar Bear…
Cut a big hole through the ice. Place peas around the hole. When Polar Bear stops to take a pea, kick him in the icehole.
blunebottle over 3 years ago
He looks just as uncomfortable as the rest of us.
Gent over 3 years ago
I’m just intrigued whether constipation gets tested for in a similar way.
ACK! Premium Member over 3 years ago
Better hope the doc doesn’t ask for a stool sample.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
Figures. But what’s with the eyes?
Doug K over 3 years ago
Urologist: “That’s a frozen pea.”
“Now go in the restroom and give us a fresh pea sample.”
dlkrueger33 over 3 years ago
Reminds me of an old (and stupid) kid’s joke: Q: What did you have for breakfast? A: Pea Green Soup. Q: What did you have for lunch? A: Pea Green Soup. Q: What did you have for supper? A: Pea Green Soup. Q: What did you do all night? A: Pee Green Soup!
Less Monday... More Friday over 3 years ago
They are going to want a larger sample, I don’t believe that he filled it to the line. ;-)
mikeyman over 3 years ago
Whirled peas.
cracker65 over 3 years ago
Now there’s a visual pun.
silverking1953 over 3 years ago
Funny!
backyardcowboy over 3 years ago
I wonder; does he have kidneys or kidney beans?
donwalter over 3 years ago
hahahahaha…
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
His trademark! HO HO HO! Green Giant!
backyardcowboy over 3 years ago
If he can’t pass a pea, does the Doc go in with an emulsifier? If he marries a Broccoli, will the kids be Brussels Sprouts?
EmmettWayne over 3 years ago
If he doesn’t appease the lab tech, she will kick him in the can!
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
If I could save pee in a bottle…
uniquename over 3 years ago
I would have expected something that looked more like pea soup.
33Angel over 3 years ago
OH! This was SO funny today!!! And the comments from all you clever people… What an amazing group of individuals. Makes my day so often. Thank you ALL! :D
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
Sorry Green Giant you didn’t pass the drug test. Have you been smoking asparagus again?
eolan59 over 3 years ago
Pea test
stamps over 3 years ago
When you gotta pea.
gammaguy over 3 years ago
I’ll bet he’s glad that’s just his pea, and not his peanuts.
Stephen Gilberg over 3 years ago
From “Ho ho ho” to “Oh, oh, oh.”
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 3 years ago
@MarkParisi – I don’t know how you keep doing this but don’t stop.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 3 years ago
Urologist: "Just one pea? We’d better check your prostate; bend over.’
spaced man spliff over 3 years ago
St. Pat’s 1975. A party hosted by an old East Coast Irishman. Green beer, green this, green that, you name it. Me totally blitzed, nature calls. The water in the toilet is green!! I double up; this is so funny. Too much green beer caused green pish !!!
spaced man spliff over 3 years ago
Peas porridge hot.
Pease porridge cold.
Peas porridge in the kidneys
Nine days old.
Ushindi over 3 years ago
Great one!
paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago
Well, they told him he had to pea . . .