Rump Roast for Thanksgiving?
Just hope he doesn’t have too much cholesterol.
You misspelled ‘booty.’
That’s a bite in the a$$.
something awful is going to hit the fan soon
Serves him right for floating in a piraña filled lake.
He’s certainly the butt of the joke.
Uh oh…
Wednesday ;-)
Shouldn’t they be hot crossed buns?
And a beer to wash it down.
Watch it, gang. Too much fat in your diet is bad for you!
This why I order shark at a seafood resturant. I believe turnabout is proper.
I watched Wednesday last night and so I am getting a kick out of this. Jenna Ortega knocks it out of the park.
☺️☺️☺️☺️
Only Ninja Sloth can saves him now.
Silence of the piranhas
Misspelled it.
Looks like the piranha will be dining on Cheekin Tenders.
Piranha means “tooth fish” in Tupi, and yes,
Its sharp teeth are a prominent trait,
But it’s not very likely to skeletonize you.
It doesn’t deserve all the hate.
When Theodore Roosevelt went to Brazil,
He declared it the fiercest of fish.
Well, we’ve learned that Brazilians had starved those piranhas.
To put on a show was the wish.
You might get a nibble when close to their eggs,
And their jaw muscles really are strong,
But the coroners say that the tales where piranhas
Eat humans alive are all wrong.
The red-bellied ones tend to swim in big shoals,
But that isn’t to hunt like in packs.
They have the same reason as many small fishes:
Protection from hunters’ attacks.
It does stand to reason that fishes that small
Would be loath to attack a large prey.
They’ve sooner resorted to cannibalism.
We humans could scare them away.
In fact, there are species that don’t prefer meat,
Such as some that live chiefly on seeds.
There is one with flat teeth in the genus Tometes
That munches on just river weeds.
Piranhas might go for a nearly dead human.
The same could be said of a vulture.
The latter’s not feared much, so why should the former?
It’s simply a myth of our culture.
Sounds like a bum deal…………..
Oy, is this a shtick tuchas or What?
Piranha giving thanks for the booty they are about to chomp.
Johnny Carson once tried a steak made from lion meat.I’ve had shark (like pork chops, but stickier).I wonder what piranha fish tastes like?
September 06, 2014
eolan59 almost 2 years ago
Rump Roast for Thanksgiving?
Darth_Walrus_1975 almost 2 years ago
Just hope he doesn’t have too much cholesterol.
MichaelAxelFleming almost 2 years ago
You misspelled ‘booty.’
oldpine52 almost 2 years ago
That’s a bite in the a$$.
seanfear almost 2 years ago
something awful is going to hit the fan soon
momofalex7 almost 2 years ago
Serves him right for floating in a piraña filled lake.
Red Bird almost 2 years ago
He’s certainly the butt of the joke.
saylorgirl almost 2 years ago
Uh oh…
Pet almost 2 years ago
Wednesday ;-)
backyardcowboy almost 2 years ago
Shouldn’t they be hot crossed buns?
Ubintold almost 2 years ago
And a beer to wash it down.
Lee26 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Watch it, gang. Too much fat in your diet is bad for you!
Steverino Premium Member almost 2 years ago
This why I order shark at a seafood resturant. I believe turnabout is proper.
Teto85 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I watched Wednesday last night and so I am getting a kick out of this. Jenna Ortega knocks it out of the park.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
☺️☺️☺️☺️
Gent almost 2 years ago
Only Ninja Sloth can saves him now.
jango almost 2 years ago
Silence of the piranhas
bobbyferrel almost 2 years ago
Misspelled it.
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
Looks like the piranha will be dining on Cheekin Tenders.
Stephen Gilberg almost 2 years ago
Piranha means “tooth fish” in Tupi, and yes,
Its sharp teeth are a prominent trait,
But it’s not very likely to skeletonize you.
It doesn’t deserve all the hate.
When Theodore Roosevelt went to Brazil,
He declared it the fiercest of fish.
Well, we’ve learned that Brazilians had starved those piranhas.
To put on a show was the wish.
You might get a nibble when close to their eggs,
And their jaw muscles really are strong,
But the coroners say that the tales where piranhas
Eat humans alive are all wrong.
The red-bellied ones tend to swim in big shoals,
But that isn’t to hunt like in packs.
They have the same reason as many small fishes:
Protection from hunters’ attacks.
It does stand to reason that fishes that small
Would be loath to attack a large prey.
They’ve sooner resorted to cannibalism.
We humans could scare them away.
In fact, there are species that don’t prefer meat,
Such as some that live chiefly on seeds.
There is one with flat teeth in the genus Tometes
That munches on just river weeds.
Piranhas might go for a nearly dead human.
The same could be said of a vulture.
The latter’s not feared much, so why should the former?
It’s simply a myth of our culture.
franksmin almost 2 years ago
Sounds like a bum deal…………..
spaced man spliff almost 2 years ago
Oy, is this a shtick tuchas or What?
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 1 year ago
Piranha giving thanks for the booty they are about to chomp.
WDD over 1 year ago
Johnny Carson once tried a steak made from lion meat.I’ve had shark (like pork chops, but stickier).I wonder what piranha fish tastes like?