Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 16, 2023

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Les’ not go there.

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    oldpine52  about 1 year ago

    Almost, but not quite.

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    Ubintold  about 1 year ago

    Mum’s the word.

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    blunebottle  about 1 year ago

    And they’re just dying to meet you.

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    KhurramHashmi  about 1 year ago

    Hello, Stewie!

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    Gent  about 1 year ago

    Only two? There gotta be more sequels from where those come from.

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    dlkrueger33  about 1 year ago

    If this were in England, he would have called them mummies and the joke would have been lost.

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    thebashfulone  about 1 year ago

    Teachers in Florida can be fired for laughing at this cartoon.

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    Imagine  about 1 year ago

    Walk like an Egyptian.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 1 year ago

    Two parents. Let them make the gender assumptions. Then everything will be okay and stuff. We’ll have a picnic and sing songs and marvel at the squirrels and bunnies and butterflies.

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    Brich027  about 1 year ago

    More like mummies! And let’s keep that under wraps!

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    wongo  about 1 year ago

    Yeah but they “identify” as non binary, Egyptian zombie buffalos

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    Darryl Heine  about 1 year ago

    Oliver reminds me of Stewie from Family Guy.

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    jango  about 1 year ago

    Alright, who used all of the toilet paper???

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    Be-gauze they look like they’re wound tight!

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    uniquename  about 1 year ago

    Oliver looks like he’s practicing to join them. Just needs a good wrap.

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    Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago

    Yikes! Sounds like another pyramid scheme.

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    R Humble  about 1 year ago

    Blood Mommy and step Mommy

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 year ago

    There’s not just one, there’s tomb.

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    Another Take  about 1 year ago

    I like his friend’s eyes.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 1 year ago

    It’s a very kinky family. They’re into bandage.

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    stamps  about 1 year ago

    And little Vlad has two Transylvanians for parents.

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    MissyTiger  about 1 year ago

    Do they allow cursing at home?

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    gopher gofer  about 1 year ago

    oliver sounds like a real mommies boy…

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