My father-in-law used to buy a real tree and then pick up the miscellaneous branches. He drilled holes in the trunk and inserted the branches in the bald spots.
For more than a dozen years, we lived in the Pacific Northwest. Christmas trees grow like weeds there. It was difficult to find a space where you could reach in to get to the trunk to carry the tree.
One year, my in-laws visited. My mother-in-law sat next to the tree and “petted” the branches. She could not believe how soft the needles were. Trees sold in Brooklyn are usually cut sometime in October. This tree was cut a week before.
Ratkin Premium Member 10 months ago
He’s mental … ornamental
MichaelAxelFleming 10 months ago
Looks kinda like Carmen Miranda.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 10 months ago
The older I get the more Christmas lights I need to hide the bald spot on my…uh, tree.
Gent 10 months ago
That treediculously obvious eh.
maureenmck Premium Member 10 months ago
That’s the conifer version of a combover.
Imagine 10 months ago
It was the cat.
jessebob42 10 months ago
Imagine if he had no needles on top. >:-O
Darryl Heine 10 months ago
Bare spot, that is.
P51Strega 10 months ago
It’s not that he’s covering his bald spot, it’s that he’s doing it with style.
Znox11 10 months ago
He’s got a bad case of WoodPeckeritis.
Zebrastripes 10 months ago
Sssssh! Pretend we don’t notice….
dflak 10 months ago
My father-in-law used to buy a real tree and then pick up the miscellaneous branches. He drilled holes in the trunk and inserted the branches in the bald spots.
For more than a dozen years, we lived in the Pacific Northwest. Christmas trees grow like weeds there. It was difficult to find a space where you could reach in to get to the trunk to carry the tree.
One year, my in-laws visited. My mother-in-law sat next to the tree and “petted” the branches. She could not believe how soft the needles were. Trees sold in Brooklyn are usually cut sometime in October. This tree was cut a week before.
wongo 10 months ago
Blame it on the family tree.
Prawnclaw 10 months ago
The other twoare certainly a bit needled.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 10 months ago
It takes balls to decorate a tree for Xmas.
Mike Baldwin creator 10 months ago
Ha! Don’t needle him too hard, it’ll only make matters worse.
wildlandwaters 10 months ago
My…what nice bling you have there!
mistercatworks 9 months ago
I guess a yamulke wouldn’t do.
MissyTiger 9 months ago
Oh, Tannenbald, oh Tannenbald!