Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 26, 2024

Mid-century Dumpty.

Waste not.

He didn’t have to shell out for that furniture.

Humpty’s loss was their gain.

Egg-scruciating.

Shellfish.

Egg-zactly.

You did at least clean that seat out, right?

Humpty would be pleased, to be helping others!!!

I dunno, man … The legs and arms holding up the chair and table kinda creep me out.

The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump! C’mon! Do the humpty hump! C’mon and do the humpty hump!

I don’t think all the King’s men tried very hard.

Ah a eggscellent idea, me say.

So that’s why all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty together again.

AaWW, come on peeps!, we don`t need politics here!

I’ve heard of walking on egg shells, but never sitting on them.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

One of the king’s bright knights … Yes – one of the king’s men …

… put Humpty to use all over again.

Once upon a Humpty.

How would you like your omelet ?

That’s EGGxactly what I was thinking.

Does it come in any other color than eggshell?

What did the king’s horses get out of it?

keep it moving…no yolk here today…

Ah Humpty! I knew you when….

It’s better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

It’s all it was cracked up to be.

Whaddaya want, egg in your beer?

I’m ova this tragedy.

Cracked me up!

Let me guess. They are drinking egg nog.

Humpty is just a shell of his former self.