Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 04, 2024

Cheeky little guy, isn’t he?

I don’t want to have to sit next to him!

I love to go to sleep after reading the funnies and laughing this hard — not only at the cartoon but at your hilarious comments!

Only my carry-on.

No cheek check? Some people hide things between their cheeks.

He-She keeps underwear it the mouth?

I bet it took a middle seat.

That’s the guy I was sitting next to on the flight last week!

That guy must be nuts!

But you’ll need to pay for three seats!

Wins the prize for biggest nut sakk contest.

Ha! Just nod for yes.

Très cheek.

Cavity search coming up.

Speak up, I can’t hear you. What? Come on, spit it out.

Must be flying Frontier.

I’m guessing he won’t need any in flight snacks…

Just wait til he spits it out in the barf bag.

They’ll catch him in the scanner.