Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 10, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 5 months ago

    What ya guano do …

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    FreihEitner Premium Member 5 months ago

    eww

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    fretlessman71  5 months ago

    That’s a pretty good smirk on Big Bird.

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    Imagine  5 months ago

    I bet it was worth it.

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    crosscompiler Premium Member 5 months ago

    Wingless, ergo must be pogo stick legs.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 5 months ago

    Mr. Rogers would say, “It’s not a lovely day in his neighborhood!”

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  5 months ago

    Ummm… oh, never mind.

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    I think it was Big Bird, but you can never tell with pigeons.

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    Stocky One  5 months ago

    That’s GROSS… but very funny!

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Big Bird looks ‘off the mark.’ Lol!

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Big Bird = Big Poop!

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    wongo  5 months ago

    Humm, which one could it be?

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    MRC112  5 months ago

    I’m pretty sure it dropped one on my car recently. At first I thought a pterodactyl must have done it, it was so big.

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    uniquename  5 months ago

    Hey, when ya gotta go…

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    DM2860  5 months ago

    Now each of you step forward one at a time and repeat the line. “I fart in your general direction”

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 5 months ago

    Leaving Rodan out of the lineup eventually led to the dismissal of the case.

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    oakie817  5 months ago

    oh this one is full of …..

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  5 months ago

    Big Bird went “Open Sesame!”

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    Mike Baldwin creator 5 months ago

    Isn’t that good luck?

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    gammaguy  5 months ago

    Repurposed cookies… and it looks like he has a “legitimate interest”.

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    chief tommy  5 months ago

    Thanks for the LOL Mark !!

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    Chris Sherlock  5 months ago

    Fairly easy to pick the perp out of that lineup!

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    thejanith Premium Member 5 months ago

    Oh, dear. Sometimes no words are necessary. Thanks for the laugh.

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    wildlandwaters  5 months ago

    not snow…unfortunately…

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 5 months ago

    Big Bird looks pleased with himself.

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    Fantom Premium Member 5 months ago

    OK, bring out Sam the Eagle, Mr. Snuffleupagus, and Dumbo.

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    MissyTiger  5 months ago

    Clearly, it was the stool pigeon.

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    one-non_blonde  5 months ago

    partridge family birds in the line up too. the usual suspects

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