Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 05, 2024

A Cloud’s just gotta have fun sometimes, you know?

She’s a real Debbie downer.

Sooooo mean.

I think I’ll wash my car.

I think I know that cloud…

With the advent of AI strategic raining has become a thing.

Debbie Downpour eh.

We need rain so bad. We were all looking forward to a T-storm last night. We got one rumble of thunder and not enough rain. We need a soaking rain. Everything is burning up with that white sun. You can’t even look at it anymore. The sun use to be yellow or orange.

Have you ever felt like “Scattered Rainfall” …

… turned into “Targeted Rainfall”?

Selective precipitation!

Hit the political rallies, please. Thanks in advance.

the rain could take a few days off here, we’ve been lucky to get 2 days in a row without rain

Scattered showers.

Micro Meteorology. On a macro scale?

Figures.

a shower on the parade

I’ve done everything in my power to make it rain: watered the garden, washed the car, started the bar-b-Q. Nothing seems to be working.

piddlin’

the ants are shouting, “don’t rain on my parade?”

Ha! That explains everything!

And the parades.

That cloud is really bearing down.

This explains a lot.

*&^%$#! CLOUDS!

Love this, Mark! Thanks!