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Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 06, 2025

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 9 hours ago

    Aorta sue the b@stards.

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    ʲᔆ  about 9 hours ago

    I think they got the flavor of drywall exactly right

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    MichaelAxelFleming  about 6 hours ago

    Eat your heart out!

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    Gent  about 6 hours ago

    Them bloody crooks!

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    distortion Premium Member about 5 hours ago

    When the Khalissi ate the horse heart on Game of Thrones, it was actually a giant red gummy heart.

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    HarryLime  about 4 hours ago

    Jawbreakers: Don’t eat me … suck me whole.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 4 hours ago

    Just wait until he gets to the stake-flavored one!

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    Darryl Heine  about 2 hours ago

    Flavorless candy hearts?

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    ThreeDogDad Premium Member 33 minutes ago

    Maybe he would like a sukker. (Type O intended.).

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    ira.crank  28 minutes ago

    I had candy that looked like M&Ms but turned out to be candy coated palm oil…no chocolate whatsoever.

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