Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 06, 2025

  1. The rat
    Ratkin Premium Member about 6 hours ago

    Aorta sue the b@stards.

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  2. Jsorb
    ʲᔆ  about 6 hours ago

    I think they got the flavor of drywall exactly right

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    MichaelAxelFleming  about 3 hours ago

    Eat your heart out!

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    Gent  about 3 hours ago

    Them bloody crooks!

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    distortion Premium Member about 2 hours ago

    When the Khalissi ate the horse heart on Game of Thrones, it was actually a giant red gummy heart.

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    HarryLime  about 1 hour ago

    Jawbreakers: Don’t eat me … suck me whole.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 1 hour ago

    Just wait until he gets to the stake-flavored one!

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