Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 06, 2025

Aorta sue the b@stards.

I think they got the flavor of drywall exactly right

Eat your heart out!

Them bloody crooks!

When the Khalissi ate the horse heart on Game of Thrones, it was actually a giant red gummy heart.

Jawbreakers: Don’t eat me … suck me whole.

Just wait until he gets to the stake-flavored one!

Flavorless candy hearts?

Maybe he would like a sukker. (Type O intended.).

I had candy that looked like M&Ms but turned out to be candy coated palm oil…no chocolate whatsoever.

Move over Graham Kerr, meet your competition

this guy related to scary gary ?

He knows bloody well what he’s talking about.

The one who took all the brown ones thought they were chocolate, but they tasted like sh!t.

Maybe if he bought the ones with the liquid-filled center.

His favorite romantic film must be, “My Bloody Valentine”.

I am happy to know that blood and candy do not taste alike.