Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 07, 2025

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 9 hours ago

    And a $1 surcharge due to the shortage.

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    FreihEitner Premium Member about 9 hours ago

    You’ll break fast in bed.

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    Superfrog  about 9 hours ago

    Scramble!

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    Tachyon the Samurai Premium Member about 8 hours ago

    Don’t worry they can’t afford you.

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    ʲᔆ  about 8 hours ago

    his girlfriend said he was done in 3-minutes

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    just-passing-by  about 7 hours ago

    That’s hardboiled.

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    ahnk_2000  about 6 hours ago

    Richest person in town!

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    The Reader Premium Member about 5 hours ago

    Poached again!

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    kucpa Premium Member about 4 hours ago

    All the king’s horses and all the king’s men just couldn’t let THAT go to waste!

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    Gent  about 3 hours ago

    Oh and stays away from walls too.

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    CoffeyCup  about 2 hours ago

    Look on the bright side, you’re going sunny side up.

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    ʲᔆ  about 2 hours ago

    let it be quick

    so it’s over easy

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    KEA  about 1 hour ago

    am I the only one who thinks she’s got a snake caught in her orb?

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    Doug K  about 1 hour ago

    Funny … This always cracks him up.

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    bbbmorrell  35 minutes ago

    But they’ll pay…. oh, how they will pay.

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    mindjob  21 minutes ago

    Good thing he’s not organic, nobody could afford him

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