Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 07, 2025

And a $1 surcharge due to the shortage.

You’ll break fast in bed.

Scramble!

Don’t worry they can’t afford you.

his girlfriend said he was done in 3-minutes

That’s hardboiled.

Richest person in town!

Poached again!

All the king’s horses and all the king’s men just couldn’t let THAT go to waste!

Oh and stays away from walls too.

Look on the bright side, you’re going sunny side up.

let it be quick

so it’s over easy

am I the only one who thinks she’s got a snake caught in her orb?

Funny … This always cracks him up.

But they’ll pay…. oh, how they will pay.

Good thing he’s not organic, nobody could afford him

He looks shell-shocked.

WOW! An egg for Valentine’s Day!?! Someone’s gonna be gifting diamonds, a luxury car and condo!

I can get a dozen eggs for breakfast in bed or I can get a dozen roses, but I can’t afford to do both.

It’s dumb but I laughed out loud. :)

she’s just egging him on

Not at today’s prices.

Omelette those puns pass without further comment.

I hope he’s a runny egg.

must be feedin’ a big family!

Valentines’Day may not look too good, but he did have a great Fall

Did the price go up on duck eggs too? Just because they could?

Be trayed.

Hopefully, she’s yolking.