Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 21, 2025

The weight of even the most delicate princess would’ve crushed a green pea in an instant. That’s why the story’s pea under the mattresses has to be a dried pea. They’re as hard as stones.

That’s just gross that he peaed the bed!

she has incontinence issues

She’s black and blue now.

The cucumber sitting at the end of the bar says nothing, but slowly breaks into a smile.

Eh?

under how many mattresses

Why would a pea keep the Princess up?

Anybody seen the eggplant lately?

I’d like to see Once Upon a Mattress again some time.

She should have switched to a Temperpedic

What a sicko Vllyehm That’s what my wife thinks I am.

They’re all green with envy!

Let me guess……LOL

broccoli is not impressed….

They like to get together at the salad bar.

That took me a Split second. ;>)

Beets me?

Having to “pea” keeps my wife and I up at nights too.

The beet knows how to make vasodilation work.

Not the rutabaga

As you get older, it’s not uncommon to wake up in the night and have to pea

You can’t ignore a pee in the middle of the night. I mean pea. Or both.

LOL

The eggplant is in the corner smoking a cigarette.

The princess drinks vodka, cranberry juice, and orange juice…Once Upon a Madras.

Windy night!

Good one, Mark!!! ❤️