Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 26, 2025

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    Shikamoo Premium Member about 12 hours ago

    They barely have a leg to stand on.

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    Lady loves a joke  about 12 hours ago

    There’s plenty of leg room!

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member about 12 hours ago

    Reminiscent of Yoko Ono’s “Half a Room Show,” variously exhibited, including at the Guggenheim and MOMA.

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    markyakes Premium Member about 9 hours ago

    Been selling them off to pirates…

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    distortion Premium Member about 8 hours ago

    I have an IKEA chair like that

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    Number Slx  about 6 hours ago

    The furniture looks tipsy.

    Not quite legless.

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    Doug K  about 6 hours ago

    What would make the furniture even better (more flamingo-like) would be for them to (still) have all of their legs, but to have legs that fold up — and to have them with half (one side) of their legs folded up.

    Even better … if each piece furniture could also stand on just one leg.

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    ʲᔆ  about 6 hours ago

    careful – if you get too excited, you’ll pee on yourself

    urohidrosis

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    CoffeyCup  about 6 hours ago

    My equilibrium is out of whack.

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    bobbyferrel  about 4 hours ago

    You know, of course, why flamingos stand on one leg?

    If they didn’t, they’d fall on their butts.

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    mindjob  about 4 hours ago

    For exercise, they play hopscotch

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 hours ago

    They’re constructed for balance and decor.

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    ekke  about 1 hour ago

    Made from Leg-os?

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    cactusbob333  about 1 hour ago

    A carton of a dozen leggs should fix this.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  21 minutes ago

    “Thanks, I never thought I could pull it off.”

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