“Yeah, but chocolate’s getting old, vanilla just leaves me cold. There’s just one flavour good enough for me, yeah me. Don’t give me no crummy taste spoon; I know what I need.”
Had a coworker in a family of 9, oldest sister ruled the roost. One day said coworker informed big sis that when he turned 14 he would be old enough to have her bullying days come to an end. Fateful day arrived and big sis said, I’ll wait for you outside. Yup. Pounded on him from sun up to sun down. True story!
Linus … treat your sister to some special ice cream … consider adding a dash of salt .. or pepper .. or syrup of ipecac .. or you can do what some fast food attendants do & just spit in it .. be sure to mix it up well so its not detectable .. then sit back and enjoy her eating her ice cream. (I had 2 brothers)
chocolate syrup, sprinkles, nuts, whip cream and crush some oreo in with it and if you are good make yourself one also then clean it all up! Younger siblings..heard they are the best!
I was the middle child with two younger than me. Very early on, I realized that my job was to protect the younger ones from the older ones, and that, as the family runt, both of the younger ones would be bigger than me sooner rather than later so I was very nice to them. My kid brother’s favorite thing was to lean his arm on my head and call me his kid sister although I was almost ten years older. That was the worst thing he did to me so my decision worked in my favor.
The golden child gets away with everything. The scapegoat is never allowed any joy. When they’re adults, Linus would be much more well adjusted and only see Lucy as a pitiful example of what not to do.
marilynnbyerly over 2 years ago
I’d trip and put that ice cream down her back.
GirlGeek Premium Member over 2 years ago
“Get your own ice cream Lucy,” is not a hard thing to say.
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
“Yeah, but chocolate’s getting old, vanilla just leaves me cold. There’s just one flavour good enough for me, yeah me. Don’t give me no crummy taste spoon; I know what I need.”
Wilde Bill over 2 years ago
That threat only works because Lucy knows he won’t fight back.
Baarorso over 2 years ago
I guess it’s the little brother’s lot in life to be the servant of the older brother or sister (I’m an only cub, so how would I know? ;D).
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
give it to her and smile slyly…she will thank you spot on it!
kbyrdleroy123 over 2 years ago
Get that ice cream!
yoey1957 over 2 years ago
Had a coworker in a family of 9, oldest sister ruled the roost. One day said coworker informed big sis that when he turned 14 he would be old enough to have her bullying days come to an end. Fateful day arrived and big sis said, I’ll wait for you outside. Yup. Pounded on him from sun up to sun down. True story!
hariseldon59 over 2 years ago
She’ll give you five good reasons, Linus (counts off her five fingers to make a fist).
charlenelin1201 over 2 years ago
Sitting so close to the TV is bad for your eyesight.
Hazelnut King over 2 years ago
Ben & Jerry’s or Haagen-Dazs?
The Old Wolf over 2 years ago
And Lucy grew up to be Leona Helmsley.
mrcooncat over 2 years ago
Linus … treat your sister to some special ice cream … consider adding a dash of salt .. or pepper .. or syrup of ipecac .. or you can do what some fast food attendants do & just spit in it .. be sure to mix it up well so its not detectable .. then sit back and enjoy her eating her ice cream. (I had 2 brothers)
cornshell over 2 years ago
How about some pound cake?
preacherman Premium Member over 2 years ago
Just as I suspected. It’s not about ice cream, it’s about dominance. Thank goodness all Lucy’s are not like you.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago
Sprinkles?
Ellis97 over 2 years ago
At least she sends her threats in advance.
jagedlo over 2 years ago
Makes you miss the Rerun bike adventures from last week…
Darryl Heine over 2 years ago
What about strawberry or cookies-n-cream for ice cream? There’s also mint chip for the St. Patrick’s Day holiday.
upanddown17 over 2 years ago
Decepticomic over 2 years ago
Don’t forget to top it off with a little bit of toilet water, Linus.
mckeonfuneralhomebx over 2 years ago
chocolate syrup, sprinkles, nuts, whip cream and crush some oreo in with it and if you are good make yourself one also then clean it all up! Younger siblings..heard they are the best!
Saddenedby Premium Member over 2 years ago
Schulz being an only child did have pretty good insight into what happens in multi-children families. js
bigcatbusiness over 2 years ago
After getting her the ice cream, rub it in her face and run like the wind while she’s blinded. That’ll get you even for a while.
uniquename over 2 years ago
That seems like a lot more work than just getting up and getting it yourself Lucy.
Ryan B Premium Member over 2 years ago
Does that answer your question, Linus?
ah-hee over 2 years ago
Bonzai Boobaloo!
mindjob over 2 years ago
How did she learn such violence, from watching wrestling on TV?
this is summerdog over 2 years ago
I have tried very hard not to be a Lucy in life.
stamps over 2 years ago
Gotta get that sugar rush to keep on pounding like that.
198.23.5.11 over 2 years ago
Crumble yesterday’s burned toast on top of the ice cream.
marilynnbyerly over 2 years ago
I was the middle child with two younger than me. Very early on, I realized that my job was to protect the younger ones from the older ones, and that, as the family runt, both of the younger ones would be bigger than me sooner rather than later so I was very nice to them. My kid brother’s favorite thing was to lean his arm on my head and call me his kid sister although I was almost ten years older. That was the worst thing he did to me so my decision worked in my favor.
Save Linus over 2 years ago
Where are these kids’ parents? There’s no way they should be okay with the way Lucy treats Linus.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 2 years ago
The golden child gets away with everything. The scapegoat is never allowed any joy. When they’re adults, Linus would be much more well adjusted and only see Lucy as a pitiful example of what not to do.
Neil59 over 2 years ago
Kind of violent today.
Geophyzz over 2 years ago
Mom tell me my older sister used to bully me until the day I pushed her down with a single shove; everything was fine after that.
Nancy Simpson over 2 years ago
1) Spit in ice cream. 2) Serve with a smile.
knight1192a over 2 years ago
You have the blanket, Linus, remind her it is also a whip.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 2 years ago
Lucy is not a great sister, is she?
hagarthehorrible over 2 years ago
Bring elder does have its privileges, alright.
Coocalici over 2 years ago
Wow.
Comicfan (C) over 2 years ago
It went from a nice chore to do, from a question, to literal enslavement.