Even Alfred Yankovic once ate nineteen pizzas at his friend’s house when no one else came. Really got him constipated and had to get a colonic irrigation.
Quickest way I know to turn someone off a food item. Let them get themselves sick eating chocolate, or pizzas in this case. And I mean really sick. And they won’t want to touch the stuff for a very, very long time at the soonest.
FWIW, Geoffrey Esper is the current record holder for eating pizza. He ate 19.25 9" pizzas in 10 minutes. 2nd place is the famous Joey Chestnut (hot dog champ) with 17 9" pizzas in 10 minutes. 9 inch pizzaz are pretty small .. smaller than a medium I think .. but still.
Wouldn’t Woodstock’s guests at his party, most likely being birds, would rather be “twittering” about the Guinness World Book instead of actually talking about it?
I knew a guy in college once who wanted to get into the Guinness book for the number of times going around in a clothes dryer. He crammed himself into a dryer in my dorm laundry room and went around 500 times before somebody told him that a Guinness rep has to be present to witness it.
Well, maybe it was thirty pizza BAGELS made with mini bagels. Or maybe it was thirty pizza BITES. I mean thirty pizza bites is seriously nothing, maybe a couple slices of a twelve inch pizza at best.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
chicago deep or New York thin Snoopy, there is a huge difference of course!
Wilde Bill over 1 year ago
The real question is: “Who’s going to get the bill for 30 pizzas?”
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
Even Alfred Yankovic once ate nineteen pizzas at his friend’s house when no one else came. Really got him constipated and had to get a colonic irrigation.
mccollunsky over 1 year ago
Get Snoopy some antacids
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
Quickest way I know to turn someone off a food item. Let them get themselves sick eating chocolate, or pizzas in this case. And I mean really sick. And they won’t want to touch the stuff for a very, very long time at the soonest.
Hazelnut King over 1 year ago
Which of these is the best; Pizza Hut, Domino’s Pizza or Papa John’s?
mrcooncat over 1 year ago
FWIW, Geoffrey Esper is the current record holder for eating pizza. He ate 19.25 9" pizzas in 10 minutes. 2nd place is the famous Joey Chestnut (hot dog champ) with 17 9" pizzas in 10 minutes. 9 inch pizzaz are pretty small .. smaller than a medium I think .. but still.
jagedlo over 1 year ago
I hope they were regular-sized pizzas and not those 42" ones that some places sell!
Darryl Heine over 1 year ago
30 pizzas?
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
Pizza Pizza
Blu Bunny over 1 year ago
Size and what were the toppings on it.
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
Guinness called, the record is 34 Pizza’s. Better luck next year Snoopy.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation over 1 year ago
the Guinness book was created because of bar bets.
dcdete. over 1 year ago
Wouldn’t Woodstock’s guests at his party, most likely being birds, would rather be “twittering” about the Guinness World Book instead of actually talking about it?
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
All I can eat is one pizza.
mckeonfuneralhomebx over 1 year ago
Who paid for the thirty pizzas?
loridobson Premium Member over 1 year ago
It all started when someone began singing 99 bottles of root beer on the wall.
gantech over 1 year ago
“I can eat 50 eggs!” ~ Cool Hand Luke
gantech over 1 year ago
I knew a guy in college once who wanted to get into the Guinness book for the number of times going around in a clothes dryer. He crammed himself into a dryer in my dorm laundry room and went around 500 times before somebody told him that a Guinness rep has to be present to witness it.
Bruce388 over 1 year ago
Snoopy’s belly should be bigger after 30 pizzas.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Snoopy needs to make a NY’s resolution…only 4-8 pizzas next time‼️☺️
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 1 year ago
Eat some grass Snoopy, make you feel better.
Troglodyte over 1 year ago
How cheesy, Snoopster!
geese28 over 1 year ago
And that’s when snoopy said “Hold my water dish”
goboboyd over 1 year ago
The Beagle Book of World Records. Some of the topics are a bit ‘unique’.
Decepticomic over 1 year ago
One thing led to another, and now you’re probably gonna die.
EnlilEnkiEa over 1 year ago
It’s not about quantity, it’s about quality. I hope it wasn’t Little Caesar’s.
Lynnjav over 1 year ago
“Here, hold my beer…”
Lynnjav over 1 year ago
That’s ROOT beer, of course
Helmet Head over 1 year ago
We have a Woodstock’s Pizza joint in our neighborhood. Good stuff!
knight1192a over 1 year ago
Well, maybe it was thirty pizza BAGELS made with mini bagels. Or maybe it was thirty pizza BITES. I mean thirty pizza bites is seriously nothing, maybe a couple slices of a twelve inch pizza at best.
I❤️Peanuts over 1 year ago
Joe Cool Hand Snoopy
russb53 over 1 year ago
Sounds like ny party that a Lance Corporal is in charge of…
beany54 over 1 year ago
Maybe they were Woodstock sized pizzas?
gregcomn over 1 year ago
I remember getting 30 Krystal Burgers—about the size of one of Woodstock’s pizzas?
[Unnamed Reader - e476da] over 1 year ago
That’s one partying pooch!