Sally must be of higher intelligence to use “present-day” and be able to pronounce “participles” correctly. Her lack of interest in the past would imply she’s bored with school in general and might do better in an accelerated class. Also, her imaginative show-and-tell would also indicate a more developed brain.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
Plu-perfect answer to a tense question!
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
I would hate to see what future participles are like.
mccollunsky over 1 year ago
That’s also a thing, Sally.
Neo Stryder over 1 year ago
Or Days of Future Past.
bluram over 1 year ago
I don’t believe Sally is impressing anyone with her first grade vocabulary.
bigcatbusiness over 1 year ago
You gotta give credit to Sally. She’s overwhelmingly honest… even if it’s just her reality that counts.
dcdete. over 1 year ago
Oh Sally! What’s the old saying? If we don’t remember our past [participles] we are CONDEMNED to repeat it.
Kaputnik over 1 year ago
I don’t want part of an iciple anyway. Give me the whole iciple!
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
Can’t we get past these participles?
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
Maybe she will meet our present day VP as a student and discuss word-salads.
Guy from southern Indiana over 1 year ago
When she gets older, and notices boys, I bet she’ll be obsessed with dangling participles.
RobinHood over 1 year ago
Happy Peppermint Patty Day Everyone.
jagedlo over 1 year ago
Must be fun to be sitting by yourself, Sally…as opposed to the arc your brother has gone through!
Darryl Heine over 1 year ago
Saturday school, Sally?
preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago
Sally must be of higher intelligence to use “present-day” and be able to pronounce “participles” correctly. Her lack of interest in the past would imply she’s bored with school in general and might do better in an accelerated class. Also, her imaginative show-and-tell would also indicate a more developed brain.
orinoco womble over 1 year ago
From what I read online, a lot of people don’t, Sally.
gammaguy over 1 year ago
I’m especially interested in subatomic participles.
SusieB over 1 year ago
Most of us still don’t care about them
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Sally go to the Principals office right now…
sandflea over 1 year ago
She’s not fond of Latter Day Saints either. Prefers the present day ones.
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
Past particles must be ancient.
sobrown51 over 1 year ago
I would rather have a fulliciple than a participle.
Decepticomic over 1 year ago
I like my participles the way I like my berries: dangling.
…What?
mindjob over 1 year ago
If she keeps this up, she’ll wind up in the Participles office
T... over 1 year ago
This has been an education…
KEA over 1 year ago
probably won’t watch a movie in black+white either
T... over 1 year ago
Well participle me…
billyk75 over 1 year ago
What about them?
chick485 over 1 year ago
I’m just not gonna participlate in this conversation.
carlsonbob over 1 year ago
She could have stated, “I ain’t got no idea” what this stuff is. The teacher’s head explodes!
Angry Indeed Premium Member over 1 year ago
How about some high energy participles? Now that’s what I’m talking about! ;-p