Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 14, 2024

Cream of crab soup.

…admittedly, the weather HAS been kinda weird lately.

Lucy seems especially crabby…

Snoopy: “I wonder what beverage I ought to have with my lunch” [Pig-Pen saunters by] “That’s it! A dirty chai”

A fussy fussbudget today.

Mit sour kraut.

Put some frosting on her and make a crab cake! (hee hee heehee)

I thought the ocean was crabby.

But it was just being a little salty.

We were watching a documentary on swarms. There was a part on land crabs going to the sea for mating season.

Narrator: “But how do they get to the sea?”

Dad: “Sideways.”

I once caught a fish with a hundred dollar bill in its mouth.

I know this story may sound a little fishy, some of you may even consider it a whale of a tale, but if you take it in tide I’m sure you’ll sea the porpoise isn’t me just being-koi or * squidding* around or fishing for attention; it was shrimply an act of cod that I’m hooked on sharing with others. If it reely makes anyone crabby or puts me on thin ice, just let minnow and I’ll gladly clam up. I’d hate to see this sub flounder or take a dive because of my own shellfish ambitions.

Why shouldn’t you wake a crustacean up early in the morning?

They’re always a bit crabby.

Little Miss Sunshine !

Funny comic, but somehow I doubt Charlie Brown will be serving him that.

I know of an even deader neighborhood – the cemetery.

Make school 12 months and she will not be bored.

I hate crab sandwiches!

This is kinda a two faced double edged sword for Schulz to say in today’s joke.

Don’t the Americans have a saying “I wish every day could be like the fourteenth of July”?

Of all the neighborhoods in all the towns in the world, she had to come into mine!

If I didn’t know any better, I’d swear Lucy was talking about my town. Crummy changeable weather, nothing much in the way of excitement expect listening to the town slowly circling the drain.

Of all the neighborhoods in all the towns in the world, she had to come into mine.

For once, I agree with Lucy. This is especially relevant in the days of climate change.

Homer Simpson: What club should I use to get out of this sand trap?

Mr. Smithers: Use an open-faced club. You know, a sand wedge.

Homer Simpson: Mmmm, open-faced club sandwich.

That would have to be a closed-face crab sandwich. There’s nothing open about that face.

I would love a cool day now and then!

Yeah. Or dog food. Probably dog food.

Good one, Snoopy!

Lucy lives “on the most boring street in the whole United States of America.”

(Buzz McCallister in Home Alone.)

I would think Lucy ranting would make Snoopy lose his appetite

Lucy is special every day.

Who would ever have thought Lucy would be an inspiration for something?

I think Snoopy put his paw on the root cause.

LOL! :)

Hearing all that will ruin your appetite.

Crab pinch a la hurte…

I’m not reading 51 comments, but today’s (July 14) Lio.

Got a perfect donor, with Lucy. Save the world some abuse.

Lucy is already started on becoming a bitter, old woman.

Lucy always sounds like a crab