Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 20, 2012

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    Sherlock Watson  over 12 years ago

    I’m guessing a “bootiful” princess is one with a huge booty.÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷Sing along with Sherlock: “Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin’ world go ’round…”

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    thegrift  over 12 years ago

    crocs are just progressive kissers

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Larry, meet Louie. Louie, beat Larry!

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    Hillbillyman  over 12 years ago

    Oh Gawd!!!

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    Sisyphos  over 12 years ago

    Whack him, Patty! Put us all out of our misery!

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    knight1192a  over 12 years ago

    Coming from reading this over on Yahoo, me love redhead Patty. Grey-greenhead Patty was scary to look at.

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    cdward  over 12 years ago

    I’m just trying to figure out how a croc got hair in the first place.

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    PICTO  over 12 years ago

    Crocs and sports equipment are a bad combination…..

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    eddie6192  over 12 years ago

    Larry has a quick change of heart when he sees Patty wielding her Louisville Slugger.

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    The Hammer Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Isn’t it supposed to be a princess who kisses a frog who will then turn into a handsome prince? Even if it works "prince kisses frog, frog to princess, Larry is far from a prince ergo this is all a croc………… (you fill in the blank).

    P.S. It won’t matter once the bat connects..

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    sarah413 Premium Member over 12 years ago

    @cdward, the croc probably got her hair from swimming in polluted rivers. Or eating Larry’s cooking ;)

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    Married2Merry  over 12 years ago

    Larry, would you like me to pick some flowers for that grave you’re digging?

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    finale  over 12 years ago

    CUT!……….send in the “stunt double” for Larry…….the nearest BOB will do.

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    hcr1985  over 12 years ago

    The look on Junior’s face in the last panel is priceless…he is like “Why me?”

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    BudLyte  over 12 years ago

    That’s not Patty, it’s the Donald. You’re fired Larry.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 12 years ago

    I think that’s pronounced “BRAND new hair.”

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    Chepi89  over 12 years ago

    Larry is about to get the stupid beat out of him. There won’t be anything left when Patty gets done.

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    Gokie5  over 12 years ago

    Just noticed that Larry is speaking in caps, except in the third panel. wunner whuh goin on?

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    tjimlee  over 12 years ago

    Love those crocs.

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    GypsyWoman  over 12 years ago

    I really like Patty’s hair and Larry might need a few more beers for his head after this incident.

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    rejoiceitellyourejoice  over 12 years ago

    Larry it is best if you abandon this entire endeavor if this is what is done when making an observation. See Ezra 10, Matthew 19:29, Mark 10:29, Luke 18:29 This is not edifying behavior.See also Prov 31:1-3, 7:1-12, ch 5, Eccl 7:28, Ex 19:15 et al

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    hariseldon59  over 12 years ago

    I kind of liked her old hairdo. Rather Marge Simpsonesque.

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Princess Freddy, Larry? Seriously? Come on buddy, let’s think this through…….(I just hope he isn’t a tadpophile….he’s creepin’ me out!)

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    lindz.coop Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Hit him, please!!

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    comicsnerd74  over 9 years ago

    For all you bachelors:“ME LOVE BAD NEW HAIR” is a guarenteed winner with the ladies.(Stephan wrote that in “Pearls Falls Fast”

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