Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 17, 2012
Transcript:
Goat: Well, I gotta take off... I'm doing some community service today. Rat: I did that once... Tried to set up a sports program in a poor neighborhood. Goat: What sport? Rat: Polo. Goat: I'm leaving now. Rat: 'Bring your own,' I told the kids... But did they listen? Nooooooo.
Havelock_Vetinari almost 12 years ago
Ahhh, Rat is a genuine philanthropist. He gives the poor people things that they don’t need or want, and then feels good about himself.
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Goat got a traffic ticket?!
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Those darn poor kids, spoiling Rat’s noble effort!
Nebulous Premium Member almost 12 years ago
When you’re teaching kids to “Pimp your pony”, be sure to enunciate correctly.
knight1192a almost 12 years ago
Figures Rat would be an elitist to this degree.
Tirasmol almost 12 years ago
“bring your own horse…” hahahaahahaahahaaa
juicebruce almost 12 years ago
This is what happens when Rat does not drink his beer and has what ever is in that mug. These guys are great eaters for there plates are always clean.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Nothing compared to illegal Jart competitions…Didja ever catch one of those puppies in the scull? Ouch!
strickmaedel almost 12 years ago
As usual, Rat is doing it wrong, but Stephan clearly hasn’t heard of Work to Ride, which is doing it right.
finale almost 12 years ago
Rat was inspired by the WKRP donation of 150,000 blonde wigs to earthquake releif in Central America.
dutchs almost 12 years ago
You worked for Rmoney, right?
pschearer Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Silly rat! You can’t play polo with dressage horses!
hariseldon59 almost 12 years ago
The only way Rat would ever do community service is if the judge decreed it.
Number Three almost 12 years ago
Typical Rat!
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kathleenhammett almost 12 years ago
Goat is in deferred adjudication for attempting voluntary ratslaughter..
singlefemalelaywer almost 12 years ago
NICE !!!!!
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Join the rat waste . . . ☻
5parts2ahorse almost 12 years ago
Wow, I invite Pearls to have a look at the INDEPENDENT of Public Funds, self sustained, LOW BUDGET, SUCCESSFUL programs offered here in the country that are just this type of program…where the students DO bring their own horse! PS can that be said for little league, hockey, football ect. ?just think, as you read this realize that… most of these kids are the leaders of toworrow! check it out: OHSET.org or NHHSET.orgThanks! -a volunteer (community service at its best!)
Uncle Joe Premium Member almost 12 years ago
The same thing happened to me, Rat!
Sherlock Watson almost 12 years ago
I sometimes imagine what the characters’ voices would sound like if celebrities provided them; Paris would have the voice of Kelsey Grammer, and Rat would be Danny DeVito.
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
Well, he did tell them to bring a horse.
bmonk almost 12 years ago
I thought Polo, when played on foot, was called Soccer (in the US).
Soroxas almost 12 years ago
My middle school’s logo was often times displaying a guy playing polo, but was there even a polo club, nooooooooooo
StCleve72 almost 12 years ago
I played water polo once until my horse drowned.
coffeemugman almost 12 years ago
Wait, got one my horse here in my front pocket, oh, wait…never mind…