Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 04, 2014
December 03, 2014
December 05, 2014
Transcript:
Rat: Are you one of those people whose second toe is longer than your big toe? Pastis: Yeah. Why? Rat: Because those people are doomed to a life of loneliness. Pastis: He's wrong, isn't he, Staci? Staci: yes. You're doomed to be lonely because of your personality.
Sherlock Watson almost 10 years ago
So many men have been forced to toe the line by their wives.
Bilan almost 10 years ago
Now he’s going to get a complaint from PETLST.
wiselad almost 10 years ago
http://thehoopla.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/toes.jpg, most people have type 2, and the only ones with longer number 2 are Greek and Celtic, but I don’t think is as simple as 1 to 5, as my toes are basically a combination of Greek and Roman, number 2 and 3 are almost the same(2 is just a tiny slightly longer) and big toe is just a tad shorter
oldschool434 almost 10 years ago
gee…..a double whammy!
sceadugenga1 almost 10 years ago
Hands up all those who just checked their toes.
wiselad almost 10 years ago
I already knew, as I saw an article about feet about 2 months ago
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Ouch! The unkindest cut of all! Cartoon-Boy, face it; you are a born loser; even you toes are against you!
PICTO almost 10 years ago
Cartoon Boy has the personality of a toad?
StCleve72 almost 10 years ago
Cartoon boy suffers the agony of de-feet.
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I agree with the wife!
Kaputnik almost 10 years ago
PBS usually doesn’t send me off to Google and Wikipedia. So I have “Morton’s toe” and so does Pastis. I’ve known all my life that my second toe was longer, but never knew that was supposed to be unusual. Golly.
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
Toe is the only thing longer…so sad
chris_o42 almost 10 years ago
Rats! I’m doomed.
t jacobs almost 10 years ago
heck with that noise. turn around and take the girl in the sami sweater and sweep her off her feet
jessegooddoggy almost 10 years ago
I thought it was normal for all.
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 10 years ago
i got hammer toes so it’s hard to tell which toe is longer as i can never get them to uncurl long enough to measure :(
foxsinger Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I guess he can be footloose and fancy free!
Number Three almost 10 years ago
Personally, I don’t even notice these things. xxx
Kali39 almost 10 years ago
And your feet stink, Stephan…
Rolf Rykken Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Positive? Staci is speaking to him.
JR6019 almost 10 years ago
Gosh, I always heard long second toe, long something else.
water_moon almost 10 years ago
Finger lenght is determined by exposure invitro to testoserone, so why not toe lenght?
Die Barney about 4 years ago
I WILL NOT HAVE A LIFE OF LONELINESS!!!!!
Da Cat Guy about 2 years ago
What if they’re the same length?