Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 01, 2015

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 10 years ago

    I’d like to go for the tacos, but pass on the beer (substitute it with a Jarritos).

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 10 years ago

    I will now channel my inner cad::Rat, what’s wrong with you? You’re talking to a beautiful (by PB4S standards) woman who’s married but lonely — take her to a motel already!

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    blunebottle  almost 10 years ago

    Wow- a PBS that actually addresses some truisms. And Rat’s solution IS the easy way out. Not a solution, unfortunately.

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    oldschool434  almost 10 years ago

    by the look of her….I’d say yes

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    knight1192a  almost 10 years ago

    Drop the beer part Rat.

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    phylum  almost 10 years ago

    rat will change his tune ten minutes before the bar closes…

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    It can’t all be beer and tacos.Sometimes it has to be Jolt and Skittles.

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    Arianne  almost 10 years ago

    ♪ Loving one who loves you, and then taking that vow. Nice work if you can get it. And if you get it, won’t you tell me how. ♪ Frank Sinatra

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    juicebruce  almost 10 years ago

    Windsor,Beer,Pizza and BBQ………………..swimming pool

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    Sandfan  almost 10 years ago

    Beer and tacos? Finally, an organized religion I can subscribe to to which I can subscribe.

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    puddlesplatt  almost 10 years ago

    you can’t one without the other

    another Frankie, Love and, don’t go there.

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    john.kalter  almost 10 years ago

    I googled it as well and found this page: https://twitter.com/hashtag/pb4sThe meaning of PB4S is not suitable for this forum.

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    booyahwonie  almost 10 years ago

    life=comics

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    whiteheron  almost 10 years ago

    ♫♪Ah, look at all the lonely people.

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    BlackTie  almost 10 years ago

    Well there’s a rose in a fisted gloveAnd the eagle flies with the dove And if you can’t be with the one you love, honeyLove the one you’re with

    CSN

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    Sisyphos  almost 10 years ago

    Gee, Neighbor Nancy, if not beer and tacos, maybe beer and pizza, or even Dr. Pepper and pizza? A person could get by on that (if a person were anything like Rat)….

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    AtariDragon  almost 10 years ago

    “We don’t have no beer, just tequila.”“What’s tequila?”“It’s like beer.”

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    mac04416  almost 10 years ago

    You are kidding right??? OK I’ll bite. PBS or PB4S is Pearl Before (B4) SwineCall NASA, maybe they can upgrade your software too…….

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    Scott S  almost 10 years ago

    Beer & tacos! What more could a man ask for?!

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    Number Three  almost 10 years ago

    I’m living the single life and I couldn’t be happier.

    Tacos sound good!

    xxx

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    barister  almost 10 years ago

    Find a working church, tutor children, volunteer at a hospital, take up a hobby, visit a nursing home. Some suggestions to help feel part of something meaningful and reciprocal.

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    joegeethree  almost 10 years ago

    A married neighbor lady just tell you she is lonely. Best thing is to walk away and not look back.

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    codedaddy  almost 10 years ago

    Her plight is understandable inasmuch she is apparently married to neighbor Bob.

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    Lara Fabans Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    wine and cheese, yeah

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    alantain  over 1 year ago

    Being born on the autistic spectrum works for me. I only get lonely in crowds.

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