Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 01, 2015
Transcript:
Rat: Hey, neighbor Nancy, how goes it? Nancy: I'm lonely. Rat: Lonely? I thought you were married. Nancy: Sometimes that can be the worst form of lonely. Rat: Is there no easy path in this worlds?! Nancy: Tell me if you find one. Rat: Have you tried a life of beer and tacos?
Templo S.U.D. almost 10 years ago
I’d like to go for the tacos, but pass on the beer (substitute it with a Jarritos).
Sherlock Watson almost 10 years ago
I will now channel my inner cad::Rat, what’s wrong with you? You’re talking to a beautiful (by PB4S standards) woman who’s married but lonely — take her to a motel already!
blunebottle almost 10 years ago
Wow- a PBS that actually addresses some truisms. And Rat’s solution IS the easy way out. Not a solution, unfortunately.
oldschool434 almost 10 years ago
by the look of her….I’d say yes
knight1192a almost 10 years ago
Drop the beer part Rat.
phylum almost 10 years ago
rat will change his tune ten minutes before the bar closes…
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago
It can’t all be beer and tacos.Sometimes it has to be Jolt and Skittles.
Arianne almost 10 years ago
♪ Loving one who loves you, and then taking that vow. Nice work if you can get it. And if you get it, won’t you tell me how. ♪ Frank Sinatra
juicebruce almost 10 years ago
Windsor,Beer,Pizza and BBQ………………..swimming pool
Sandfan almost 10 years ago
Beer and tacos? Finally, an organized religion I can subscribe to to which I can subscribe.
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
you can’t one without the other
another Frankie, Love and, don’t go there.
john.kalter almost 10 years ago
I googled it as well and found this page: https://twitter.com/hashtag/pb4sThe meaning of PB4S is not suitable for this forum.
booyahwonie almost 10 years ago
life=comics
whiteheron almost 10 years ago
♫♪Ah, look at all the lonely people.
BlackTie almost 10 years ago
Well there’s a rose in a fisted gloveAnd the eagle flies with the dove And if you can’t be with the one you love, honeyLove the one you’re with
CSN
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Gee, Neighbor Nancy, if not beer and tacos, maybe beer and pizza, or even Dr. Pepper and pizza? A person could get by on that (if a person were anything like Rat)….
AtariDragon almost 10 years ago
“We don’t have no beer, just tequila.”“What’s tequila?”“It’s like beer.”
mac04416 almost 10 years ago
You are kidding right??? OK I’ll bite. PBS or PB4S is Pearl Before (B4) SwineCall NASA, maybe they can upgrade your software too…….
Scott S almost 10 years ago
Beer & tacos! What more could a man ask for?!
Number Three almost 10 years ago
I’m living the single life and I couldn’t be happier.
Tacos sound good!
xxx
barister almost 10 years ago
Find a working church, tutor children, volunteer at a hospital, take up a hobby, visit a nursing home. Some suggestions to help feel part of something meaningful and reciprocal.
joegeethree almost 10 years ago
A married neighbor lady just tell you she is lonely. Best thing is to walk away and not look back.
codedaddy almost 10 years ago
Her plight is understandable inasmuch she is apparently married to neighbor Bob.
Lara Fabans Premium Member almost 10 years ago
wine and cheese, yeah
alantain over 1 year ago
Being born on the autistic spectrum works for me. I only get lonely in crowds.