Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 22, 2015
Transcript:
Man: Hey, buddy, do you have a charger I could use? My e-book battery is dead and I've got nothing else to read. Goat: Then maybe you shouldn't read books that need batteries. Man: Technophobe! Goat: Bookstore killer! Rat: Hell hath no fury like a lover scorned.
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
Goat, we are all reading this on some kind of device.
Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
Rock on, Goat!
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Almost reminds me of that Fine Brothers episode on YouTube where the brothers made teenagers react to physical book encyclopedias.
Charles Brubaker creator over 9 years ago
I’m with Goat here.
Mikel V over 9 years ago
What, another division among humans in the Pastis Universe? By now we have cyclists vs. motorists, vegans vs. vegetarians vs. omnivores, zebras vs. crocs, rat vs. everybody else…
knight1192a over 9 years ago
No, not a technophobe, a realist. E-books have their place, but they will never beat a good old-fashioned book. And they aren’t as environmentally friendly as some may believe.
dre7861 over 9 years ago
Way to go Goat!!! Nothing smells better than a new book!
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Go, Goat! Bash that pretentious technophile!BOOKS (real, printed-on-paper ones) ARE GOOD.
phylum over 9 years ago
most goats would see books as edible..a library a buffet..
juicebruce over 9 years ago
Once again Stephan has given all of us some food for thought. Thank-You Stephan :-}
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 9 years ago
I have an enormous library of physical books. So far, I’ve downloaded close to 500 ebooks into my NOOK. I’m familiar with the pleasures of the traditional book, but for convenience and simplicity, nothing beats an eReader full of books. A word to look up? Rest your finger on it and there’s the definition. Need to check a fact, research an author’s claim, get more detailed information? Click over to the appropriate internet resource, find what you need, go right back to the book. Search that stack of cookbooks for an obscure recipe? Oh, please! Just search on “marmite pasta” or whatever. Where among all my shelves is that copy of “Riddley Walker”? Click! Never mind, here’s an ecopy. You say the bookstore is out of the title, the library doesn’t have it, and you need it now? Click. Where in this Bible does Jesus call Herod a fox? Click. Where did I stop reading? The ebook automatically marks itself. Read in any lighting without a lamp? Check. Want it read aloud? Check. Three travel guides to Paris and limited room in the luggage? Want a book that’s been out of print for decades? Or one that never saw physical print, ever? (I’ve got some “complete short stories” collections of authors who only saw print in magazines until ebooks came along.) Yeah, I’m going on and on… but I’ve really just scratched the surface. In the last six years I read better, faster, wider, more, and in greater depth than I did in my first 55 years of reading. P.S., I work in a bookstore.
thirdguy over 9 years ago
Did the “nook” salesman leave yet?
thetraveller4 over 9 years ago
I use both paper books and a kindle. At home, I enjoy a book, however when I travel, nothing beats carrying hundreds of books in a device not much larger than a smartphone!
me over 9 years ago
i like a good old-fashioned scroll myself.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 9 years ago
I wonder if there was a similar dispute centuries ago, when paper was replacing scrolls!
Slowly, he turned... over 9 years ago
I have a friend that constantly updates me on how much they have read… 34%… now 38… now 62…
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 9 years ago
@jimmjonzz—Well said!
BTW, the Bible verse you mentioned is Luke 13:32!
mammamoonbeam over 9 years ago
Goat has obviously read and been influenced by Bradbury’s “Fahrenheit 451”. So have I.
Thomas Scott Roberts creator over 9 years ago
There’s a place for ebooks and ebook readers. Displacing and replacing traditional books is not that place.
cdward over 9 years ago
Actually, teenagers read more physical books – and prefer them – than middle-ages adults.
Kaputnik over 9 years ago
I’d rather read a “real book” at any given moment, but my Kindle is a real convenience, particularly for travel.
For me the issues here is people who don’t bring their own “stuff”. Ebook guy should have thought to bring his own charger, not try to scrounge one off some accommodating stranger. And since he forgot, then I guess he can get by without it. He’s lucky he didn’t ask Rat. Rat would probably have a charger, but I suspect the reaction would have been a lot more hostile.
And don’t even get me started on people who never have their own ♨︎#!!⚡︎⚡︎✩ pens.
hariseldon59 over 9 years ago
It’s kind of ironic to see people bashing ebooks while reading a comic strip online.
rshive over 9 years ago
Still, I’m with Goat more than against him. I don’t like to buy books, paper or e-. I like to read them. I view a book as an investment that I like to read more than once. Where I am, the number of free e-books available is rather limited; though our library tries its very best. If one wants popular titles that can be read an forgotten, the e-book is the thing. If on the other hand, one wants something that one can go back to time and again, I’d go with paper.
Max Starman Jones over 9 years ago
Two things that made no sense in the 70s: “Well, I think I will go charge my book and my cigarette.”
Guilty Bystander over 9 years ago
I’m of both minds on books v. e-readers. I PREFER a physical book and have hundreds of them, most in the attic because we don’t have the space downstairs. Nothing like being able to literally turn a page, I guess.
On the other hand, my wife and I are taking an Amtrak trip across six states starting today and I’m taking my e-reader because it’s so much more convenient and (thanks to Gutenberg.org) I’ve got over 1,200 free books to choose from.grainpaw over 9 years ago
Around 1960, when I started buying books, paperbacks were 40 and 50 cents, hardbacks $1.25 and up. Now a paperback costs more than minimum wage, and hardbacks are a day’s wages if you’re a part-time worker. I think I have bought 10 or 12 books this century. I go to used book sales on dollar a bag day, and usually find enough to keep me going from sale to sale. I got an ipad Mini so I could process credit cards with Paypal at my tiny business. I suppose there’s a book reader app for it, but, I can’t be doing anything that is going to cost much money. I can get library books, but I like to keep the books I read, as old friends. When I was a kid, my aunt had a big old house with a walk-up attic, filled with tables filled with books. Original editions of the Oz books, for example. One of my favorite movie scenes is the hidden attic library in Fahrenheit 451. I always wanted to recreate that in my retirement house, but it seems I am doomed to a crappy doublewide.Physical books are not a casual thing with me. I have to have them.
scherf9x over 9 years ago
That guy could be like an iPhone owner and carry a charger around with him all the time looking for a place to get the battery juiced up. Poor, sad iPhone owners…
Arianne over 9 years ago
Our friend Paris is usually very calm and rational, but this issue really got his goat!
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 9 years ago
LOL LOL
hariseldon59 over 9 years ago
Goat reminds me of Samuel T. Cogley, Attorney at Law from Star Trek.
COGLEY: What’s the matter? Don’t you like books?KIRK: Oh, I like them fine, but a computer takes less space.COGLEY: A computer, huh? I got one of these in my office. Contains all the precedents. The synthesis of all the great legal decisions written throughout time. I never use it.KIRK: Why not? COGLEY: I’ve got my own system. Books, young man, books. Thousands of them. If time wasn’t so important, I’d show you something. My library. Thousands of books.KIRK: And what would be the point?COGLEY: This is where the law is. Not in that homogenised, pasteurised, synthesiser. Do you want to know the law, the ancient concepts in their own language, Learn the intent of the men who wrote them, from Moses to the tribunal of Alpha 3? Books.
Thehag over 9 years ago
I’ve got plenty of real books, and a kindle with some on it and a few on my phone for when I am out and about and in a line waiting (short stories on the phone are pretty handy). I won’t risk the kindle out of the house too easy to damage. Sometimes when I know I’m going to wait I’ll carry the extra weight of real book.
NWdryad over 9 years ago
… tree killer (Goat)
3pibgorn9 over 9 years ago
Modern warfare. heh heh
mr_sherman Premium Member over 9 years ago
I sense most of us are smart enough to understand there is a place for both items (books and e-readers) with individuals having preferences of one over the other. It seems to me most comments are very tongue-in-cheek. keep it up.
KayKayJam over 9 years ago
While I enjoy the convenience of an ereader (I have had the Kobo, Kindle and now I have a tablet and smartphone with ereading apps), I still buy physical books…mostly used books though.
Nick Danger over 9 years ago
The worst thing about e-readers is that you can’t give your ebooks to someone else, even after you die, so that your library is much more temporary than a real book collection.
Stream of conscience over 9 years ago
At least he said “anything else.” There is hope!
Number Three over 9 years ago
I can “Play Books” on my Smartphone but I don’t think I’ll ever use it.
I have loads of books in my bedroom already.
xxx
abbybookcase over 9 years ago
a friend working at barnes and noble refused to stand at the front and push the “nook”. they finally forced him to just a few days before his resignation was effective. someone came up wanting to buy 1 & my friend just looked at hi and said “why” the guy looked back at him and said “you’re right” and walked away
gradyr1953 over 9 years ago
Yeah, but when you’re fleeing the Zombie hordes, you’ll be hard-pressed to carry your library with you. A solar charger for my iPad and I’m in business!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
Dinosaur and proud of it.
natureboyfig4 Premium Member over 9 years ago
“Bookstore killer”? I thought Amazon was doing just fine!
:-P
Sheila Hardie over 9 years ago
I use and enjoy both. Not everything has to be either/or.
rajasetlur over 9 years ago
jimmjonzz, your description has tempted me to but one, despite being a booklover of the traditional kind
rajasetlur over 9 years ago
sorry buy got typed as but
falcon_370f over 9 years ago
Sounds to me like you read Terry Brook’s “Voyage of the Jerle Shannara” trilogy.
One Navy Seal almost 5 years ago
Ironic that this is posted on technology such as this.
jonathanmehmen almost 4 years ago
BOOKS RULE!!!!