Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 01, 2017
Transcript:
Pig: Have you decided what you're gonna get? Goat: Maybe a meat loaf. A little bread. A few black eyed peas. Some cranberries, rasberries, a little cream, some of the jam...oh, and some bob dylan. Rat: You think you're so clever. Pig: Is Bob Dylan a food?
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
I guess he doesn’t have the stomach for Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Adiraiju almost 8 years ago
Moby Grape, comin’ at ya.
Sherlock Watson almost 8 years ago
How about some Vanilla Fudge?
Templo S.U.D. almost 8 years ago
I’m sorry, but never heard of a musician group called as the Raspberries.
dadoctah almost 8 years ago
Bread, Cream, Raspberries, Vanilla Fudge. The four food groups.
Bilan almost 8 years ago
It’s a good thing he doesn’t have a taste for monkees or eagles.
SameAsOldFfred almost 8 years ago
I suppose Bob Dylan has been eaten a few times.
nosirrom almost 8 years ago
It’s time for some ‘Humble Pie’, Stephan.
bluegirl285 almost 8 years ago
Goat must have a lot of dough, cause thanks to records becoming popular again, those bands aren’t cheap.
Ida No almost 8 years ago
Well, Bob did do “Like a Rollin’ Scone”…
macky87 almost 8 years ago
Oh come on… how could you not want to get some Hot Tuna?
Brian Fink almost 8 years ago
Are they in Boston, Chicago, Kansas, Europe or Asia (RIP John Wetton)
juicebruce almost 8 years ago
“Alice’s Restaurant” should have all of the food groups that have been mentioned.
TossedSaladCartoon almost 8 years ago
HA!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Local supermarket uses this technique in their ads. You are given to believe they are talking about jewelry or something of the like and then you find it is fish or steak.
JB10000Lakes almost 8 years ago
perhaps some fresh Phish?
mortaur almost 8 years ago
Bob Dylan is a BLAND BOY!!!
Queen of America almost 8 years ago
He’s not food yet. One day, he’ll be worm food.
hariseldon59 almost 8 years ago
How about some Cake for dessert with a little Wild Cherry or Hot Chocolate.
whiteheron almost 8 years ago
He writes very well, his singing? Well, let’s just say he could be a Hoover.
grinstoya almost 8 years ago
After ingesting those… look out for the Cramps.
chris_weaver almost 8 years ago
Oh, and don’t forget to get some Korn!
Oge almost 8 years ago
Anyone remember a Abbot and Costello “Who’s on first” routine using the 70’s musical groups “The Who”, “Guess Who”, “The Band”, “Yes” and “The Byrds”?
nopainogain almost 8 years ago
i’m ashamed that I am over 40 and didn’t catch the trend until I saw “black eyed peas”.
Rayodeluz almost 8 years ago
I once went to a concert that featured The Carpenters with Hammer and 9-inch Nails
prunes666 almost 8 years ago
Pastis needs to be sent to the “White Room”……with Black Curtains…..AT THE STATION!
chriscc63 almost 8 years ago
this was a good one, I actually didnt think of music until the second panel. my brothers band is called “the smoking meat whistle”, I guess its something you eat!
circleM almost 8 years ago
If you’re real desperate you can get some Vanilla Ice
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 8 years ago
No, but Dagwood is.
Seed_drill almost 8 years ago
Pearls Before Swine was also a late 60s/early 70s folk rock outfit fronted by Tom Rapp
ChessPirate almost 8 years ago
I’ll have a Sugarloaf, please…
Petemejia77 almost 8 years ago
Some Smashing Pumpkins with a side of Korn? All on a Jimmy Buffet???
Andrew Sleeth almost 8 years ago
No, Pig, not exactly; Bob’s a stale old fart, a food by-product.
Number Three almost 8 years ago
Haha! That’s brilliant.
xxx
gatocatcat almost 8 years ago
I’ll have some Ultimate Spinach.
gopher gofer almost 8 years ago
have some electric prunes if you’re feeling blocked up…
Snoopy_Fan almost 8 years ago
“Baby I’m-A Want You”
I loved that song! I was about 11 years old when that came out.
Kali39 almost 8 years ago
It’s still wrong, Cartoon Boy. :-)
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
You’re so vain, Cartoon-Boy! Don’t give me that innocent look!
TIMH almost 8 years ago
If any of that backs you up, you can have some Electric Prunes and relieve yourself on the Electric Toilet.
CougarAllen almost 8 years ago
Sweet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM6I-pmV0RA
skipper1992 almost 8 years ago
The band … the band? The band!!
chriscc63 almost 8 years ago
“whip cream and other delights” blast from the past
BAndABro about 7 years ago
I got the pun at Black eyed peas
jonathanmehmen almost 4 years ago
I may be 13, but I love Bob Dylan! but Johnny Cash is better
Bwahahaha! over 3 years ago
Lame
Da Cat Guy about 2 years ago
I only got the Jam part.
fielmercy 5 months ago
Can anyone explain the “Bob Dylan” part of the joke?