Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 23, 2017

I want to take that last guy out on a boat on the lake.

And there’s a big ol’ cliff at the bottom of the hill.

Well one of the biggest bubble suppLIARS just got canned from FAUX Noise, so that might reduce the numbers a little bit…

Somewhere in the afterworld, Joseph Goebbels is laughing at us.

Isn’t “re-enforce” supposed to be “reinforce”?

What, that setup and no pun? I guess these people would be just too self-abzorbed to notice.

Another “Moody Blues” moment……..We decide which is right….Which is an illusion…….

Tailored. That’s a good word for today’s blue propaganda. Sometimes red too.

Good examples from the usual suspects!

Someone is ignoring the history of the press.

Journalism began its slide into the sad laughable state that now exists the first time some idiot reporter asked “How do you feel?” instead of who, what, when, where, and how.

And those two are married! But I like it now. Before, when we all got our news from one source, we were all subject to the biases of that one source. The news, in many cases, tailored their stories to fit agendas to an unsuspecting public. With people being able to get stories from all over, it is harder for the media to control public opinion. They don’t like that too much. It’s just that with a larger ability to communicate, there’s a more visible division. And, yes, there is still group think, confirmation biased articles, etc. and a propensity for some people to ignore facts in favor of their own bias. (Just look at how many people believe global warming is A) caused by humans, B) is the world’s biggest threat, and C) that taxing people and businesses will actually solve the problem.

So, the proposed solution is to suppress anything that runs contrary to what the New York Times wishes us to believe? Sorry, but that cure is worse than the disease.

…facebook isn’t evil ,or even greedy…it is only giving us what we want not what we need…

You could at least put them on a treadmill and generate a little electricity from them…….

its why I don’t do facebook

Well said, MACHTYN.

If I am correct, at one time nearly 100% of the world’s scientists thought that Newtonian physics explained the universe, with one notable exception. Dr. Einstein proved them all wrong. “97% of the world’s scientists” may indeed be wrong. Global warming is measurable and appears to be a fact, but using it as an excuse for taxing people and businesses does seem to be a tad off track.

Brilliant and craftily structured. Yasherkoiach.

Pearls Before Swine is secretly written by one of them libruls at PBS!

Wake me when the world ends.

xxx

Watch the freaks and weirdos go “zorbing” by. Wave bye-bye to them.

Then stand and converse with the talking Pig and Goat.

Sure….

Pay attention to the evidence ! If it walks, talks, and looks like a duck IT’S A DUCK !Refering to BO because his policies stink so bad.

Ah, Monkey bubbles. Folks who refuse to believe facts, no matter what, and live in their own private little world. Monkey bubbles.

HEY!!! I’m in a Muslim family. Don’t judge us!

Better watch out for pins and pointy sticks. Or sharp comments.