Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 07, 2018

Dam Rashians!

Larry has a lot to learn about his son’s life at a boarding school.

Good to see the Crocs again.

Someone asked whether any other comics (than Peanuts) did a tribute to D-Day. Well, there was:

Two-Party-Opera.

Guess real life is creeping into the strip again.

If this is what boarding school is like, count me out. I don’t want to end up in a week-long hike with no cell signal, no internet, no way to communicate with the world outside a jungle, mountain, or wherever we would be hiking!

How can Larry, who is the second most unemployed character in the Go Comics universe, afford Junior’s tuition?

Someone play “School’s Out” by Alice Cooper for Stephen.

That’s always the way to try and excuse a regrettable text or Tweet – the “I got hacked” card. That’s as lame an excuse as “The dog ate my homework”.

At least Larry didn’t blame the messages on Ambien®.

Ok. Dad going back to hunt Zeebas. Now bye.

LOL!

Ooh, Larry plenty smart! Nice cover-up.

and the hacker didn’t know how to spell either

CROCS!!

Amazingly quick thinking for Larry! He may have saved his day and Junior’s respect for him….

Wait—Larry can figure out how to use a smart phone? Who’da thunk it??