Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 04, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  about 6 years ago

    Mom and Dad could’ve told their kid how they managed to survive so long in a dangerous profession.

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    knight1192a  about 6 years ago

    They learn how to swing bats at a very young age. That doesn’t mean they learn to swing with any accuracy at a very young age.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 6 years ago

    What does Papá Pablo Piñata do to support the family if he’s not bashed into smithereens making his wife Paloma not a widow?

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    danketaz Premium Member about 6 years ago

    At least he has a built-in reward system.

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    the lost wizard  about 6 years ago

    Maybe I’ll just go out and get smashed.

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    mudleg  about 6 years ago

    Better for the son (and baseball) if he’d teach kids how to bunt.

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    Breadboard  about 6 years ago

    Nothing like taking over the family business…..Croc Power

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    wllilly1960  about 6 years ago

    …Great merchandising oppod for the pinata, Steph!!

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    Andrew Sleeth  about 6 years ago

    Have you considered dentistry?

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    Fred  about 6 years ago

    so that’s it? You’re going to leave us hanging with the anticipation of the fallout? What a smashing you deserve.

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    uniquename  about 6 years ago

    What’s Stephan got against pinatas lately? They just want to hang around.

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    B UTTONS  about 6 years ago

    Paco Piñata is going into politics. First stop, City Council.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Letting him fill up on candy was probably a bad idea.

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    Ermine Notyours  about 6 years ago

    Today’s strip is rated PG.

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    Gent  about 6 years ago

    Poor Pablo won’t make it to the party tonight.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 6 years ago

    The world is a cruel place. Better he learn the hard way.

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    car2ner  about 6 years ago

    do kids ever listen to a parent’s advice when it comes to their first life’s choices?

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    Bilan  about 6 years ago

    Well, since nobody else said it …

    Paco is going to give everything he has for his new job.

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    Kind&Kinder  about 6 years ago

    Pablo is between jobs right now; his future is kinda blowing in the wind.

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    dwane.scoty1  about 6 years ago

    They work for Hershy or Mars? Isn’t it time for the prime candy sales season to begin?

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    Sisyphos  about 6 years ago

    I imagine that family has experienced a lot of losses. Now, Paco is courting danger. Sad. They should have had The Talk with him, the Truth About Piñatas!

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    TwilightFaze  about 6 years ago

    I laughed at this out loud in a public place. I got wierd looks. Then I showed them this comic. You have more followers now. You’re welcome.

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    Darth Revan II  almost 4 years ago

    Goodbye, paco piñata. May you Rest In Peace.

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