I began to introduce her to one of my Oscars – Oscar Madison, and we both were fond of our other Oscar. She then said something that we were full of bologna … I asked if she knew my other friend …
My Bologna has a first name, / It’s O-S-C-A-R. / My bologna has a second name, / It’s M-A-Y-E-R. / Oh I love to eat it everyday, / And if you ask me why say, / Cause’ Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!!!!
I once had occasion to meet the little person (I am also a little person) who played “Little Oscar” for various Oscar Meyer promotions many years ago. He was also the coroner who declared the Wicked Witch of the East dead in “The Wizard of Oz.” His name was Meinhardt Raabe. Very nice man.
Funny thing is for seven years (age 3 to age 10) I thought that’s what the Oscar awards were all about. I thought they were a parody of the Academy Awards, I didn’t realize that they WERE the Academy Awards.
BE THIS GUY about 5 years ago
Pig, I hope you gave her a big bird.
alaskajohn1 about 5 years ago
One would have been enough.
moparjack1963 about 5 years ago
love it.
hariseldon59 about 5 years ago
I was thinking Oscar Mayer.
retrocool about 5 years ago
women have no sense of humor
Templo S.U.D. about 5 years ago
I would’ve made one of the two Oscars a Wiener sausage (maybe its promotional whistle).
mr_sherman Premium Member about 5 years ago
THAT was a good one.
juncarlo about 5 years ago
Pig, at least you have your two Oscars. Play with them.
Pointspread about 5 years ago
I was thinking piranhas…
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 5 years ago
“Darling , come to my place and I’ll show you my Oscar collection”
B UTTONS about 5 years ago
I began to introduce her to one of my Oscars – Oscar Madison, and we both were fond of our other Oscar. She then said something that we were full of bologna … I asked if she knew my other friend …
My Bologna has a first name, / It’s O-S-C-A-R. / My bologna has a second name, / It’s M-A-Y-E-R. / Oh I love to eat it everyday, / And if you ask me why say, / Cause’ Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!!!!
She left screaming that we were Oscar Wild
jeff_e about 5 years ago
Ha!
Nachikethass about 5 years ago
At last, some humour!
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member about 5 years ago
Is that tie attached to Pig’s snout?
DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 5 years ago
Funny comments!
electricshadow Premium Member about 5 years ago
Could have been worse. He could have said he had two Tonys and then showed her the cutouts he made from Frosted Flakes boxes.
Breadboard about 5 years ago
Pig I guess Anna does not like honesty in a relationship :-( …… Croc Power !
Gary Fabian about 5 years ago
What a Grouch!
dwane.scoty1 about 5 years ago
Anna should have responded w/ a Señora Wensez Schtick!
Alien-X about 5 years ago
Pig is a massive nobber.
Troglodyte about 5 years ago
Luckily she didn’t get Wilde at Pig!
mjb515 about 5 years ago
Women are willing to date a pig when they think he is a celebrity.
LilyGilder about 5 years ago
She didn’t hang around long enough to see his Beanie Baby collection?
asrialfeeple about 5 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXILNncQwH4
walstib Premium Member about 5 years ago
Doesn’t anyone feel sorry for Pigitta?
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
COOKIES!
YippiKiAyMofo about 5 years ago
I was envisioning some weird, cannibalistic, Oscar Mayer joke.
skipper1992 about 5 years ago
I once had occasion to meet the little person (I am also a little person) who played “Little Oscar” for various Oscar Meyer promotions many years ago. He was also the coroner who declared the Wicked Witch of the East dead in “The Wizard of Oz.” His name was Meinhardt Raabe. Very nice man.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 5 years ago
Shee! What a grouch!
Reader about 5 years ago
She prefers Bert and Ernie to 2 Oscars.
nosirrom about 5 years ago
Pig, when Anna said she had to leave early you should have shown her your Big Bird. Left or right hand.
codedaddy about 5 years ago
Contemplating a perverse form of bestiality with a human, Pig? Pigita will object.
jvn about 5 years ago
She didn’t want to stick around to see his Emmy’s or Tony’s?
DCBakerEsq about 5 years ago
Pig dates humans?
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 5 years ago
LOL!
falcon_370f about 5 years ago
Funny thing is for seven years (age 3 to age 10) I thought that’s what the Oscar awards were all about. I thought they were a parody of the Academy Awards, I didn’t realize that they WERE the Academy Awards.
Andrew Sleeth about 5 years ago
So many times I wish I could protect Pig from the harsh, cruel world.
dimndno about 5 years ago
She took Oscar’s advice and decided to scram!
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
I wish I would’ve, too, before reading this one today…
chris_weaver about 5 years ago
Pig won them fair and square – on ebay!
Concretionist about 5 years ago
Can’t blame her. He should have gotten two Counts.
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
—In which Pig learns that honesty is not the best policy when dating….
oakie817 about 5 years ago
ka-tie
Chris Sherlock about 5 years ago
You got ripped off, Pig. You could’ve gotten those for free from a trash can.
MattaisJones about 5 years ago
wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i dont get it