For several years I worked in a small metal working shop where it was more like drink, gamble, puke but I have no trouble understanding Rat. They thought I was some weird teetotaler because I didn’t consume a quart of whiskey a day. A couple of beers was like a big fountain soda to these guys.
They say you should write what you know. For me it would be “Wake up in the middle of the night, Pee, Wander house til morning nap time (repeat daily)”
But the New Age-y fans like Goat won’t want to read your memoir, Rat. Maybe a few Young Punks, or an old former newspaperman or two hanging out in a seedy bar….
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
Andrew Gottlieb wrote his version of Eat, Pray, Love called drink, play, f@#k.
B UTTONS almost 5 years ago
Rat will soon be sued for plagiarism of Panda’s Eats, Shoots, and Leaves
juncarlo almost 5 years ago
“Drink, fight, puke”, Rat, that seems your philosophy of life.
Zykoic almost 5 years ago
Andy Capp?
Bilan almost 5 years ago
The search and self-discovery is when you discover your front teeth have been knocked out and you start searching for them.
garcoa almost 5 years ago
The 4th one is “wakes up in jail”.
Troglodyte almost 5 years ago
You forgot “Repeat”, Rat.
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
Rat you are more of a : backstab , screw over and trash talk creature …….. Croc Power !
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
I hate those stupid books about women finding themselves, or love, etc. The escapades are trite and boring! Come on….”EYE ROLL”
chris_weaver almost 5 years ago
I’d like to see Julia Roberts in that movie!
Gent almost 5 years ago
My memoir is going to be titled as “Eat Sleep and A Walk in the Woods”.
rugeirn almost 5 years ago
Sorry, Rat; Hunter S. Thompson got there first.
JC4 almost 5 years ago
It’s a song by the Hollywood Vampires – My Dead Drunk Friends.https://binged.it/2Kj0Ki3
PeteHenderson almost 5 years ago
“Shoot, Reload, Shoot…..
willie_mctell almost 5 years ago
For several years I worked in a small metal working shop where it was more like drink, gamble, puke but I have no trouble understanding Rat. They thought I was some weird teetotaler because I didn’t consume a quart of whiskey a day. A couple of beers was like a big fountain soda to these guys.
KEA almost 5 years ago
My college roommate already wrote that one.
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
Eat, s**t, sleep. Me and an old dog.
nosirrom almost 5 years ago
They say you should write what you know. For me it would be “Wake up in the middle of the night, Pee, Wander house til morning nap time (repeat daily)”
sparkle 13 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I’ll be looking for this on Ebay!!!!! lol
hariseldon59 almost 5 years ago
Pig’s version would probably be Eat, Sleep, Eat.
MooseMaple almost 5 years ago
Rat may be one of Terry Pratchett’s Nac Mac Feegle (The Wee Free Men), only grey. Their motto was “Drinking, Fighting, and Stealing Ships (Sheep)”
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
I practice self-discovery, but I don’t write about it.
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
If you get it in the other order, there’s less fighting… though you may be evicted from your favorite binge-site.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
But the New Age-y fans like Goat won’t want to read your memoir, Rat. Maybe a few Young Punks, or an old former newspaperman or two hanging out in a seedy bar….
Die Barney over 3 years ago
If puke is in the title of your memoir, you may need to turn your life around.