Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 08, 2020

Does this mean the quarantine is over where Rat lives?

Rat, you can also list among your achievements lazing around, eating and sleeping a lot, watching marathons from TV series.

Rat’s quarantine was in a lab being injected every conceivable compound known not to cure coronavirus.

he forgot to list “learn Italian” and “write a novel”, next to which he’ll also put a “no”

A carry over from the Sunday strip. Has Stephan ever done that before?

Does Rat live in an attic?

What more do you need to achieve?

If people can’t abide by the health rules then bars should be closed down.

Drank Macha.. yeah. (green tea) oh, and padded my Youtube channel with more content? yeah..

Man! He’s copied my list!

I’ve just realised I have a lot in common with Rat! :D

It’s never too late to clean the attic, but is it ever really necessary?

I can’t practice my instruments because of the neighbors.

Rat did you clean up and recycle ? … Croc Power !

Please bring Larry and family back!

That’s why he didn’t accomplish anything else

I imagine the gators accomplished alot as well. Wonder if son is home from school.

One out of four isnt achievment…,LOL

We may all be thankful for one of Rat’s failures — he did not learn to play guitar!

I hate to say it, but in March I made a list of projects to keep me busy in “isolation”. So far I’ve bagged up old clothes for charity.

Stayed alive: YES

Rat continues to develop his gift.

By now he is a “high” achiever!

Rat, here’s some lipitor as a side dish for that grain the Human put out for you.

This crisis won’t change everyone.

I’ve never drunk mucho, is that a local beer?

Am I reading Pearls Before Swine or The Wizard of Id?

♫ Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive… ♫

My immediate goal is to stay comfortable. My stretch goal is to stay alive.

Rat’s sense of satisfaction may be tempered by the cold, sober truth….

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I hate Covid. This influenza shall end