Went to Walgreens on Tuesday for the Senior discount and when I reminded the checkout clerk that I was a senior, I got a quizzical look. My wife says it’s the mask and because my hair is still full and the same color as always … who knew there’s another benefit to these blasted things …
BE THIS GUY over 3 years ago
If it makes you feel better, other people are afraid you will start showing up at social gatherings when the pandemic is over.
sirbadger over 3 years ago
Is there a cherry tree you can chop down?
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
as dreadful as the 1918 Spanish flu
Bilan over 3 years ago
So many people that say they’re tired of the “new normal” are going to be flummoxed when they remember they didn’t like to old normal either.
GROG Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’ll avoid the gatherings with or without COVID.
BasilBruce over 3 years ago
Look on the bright side, Rat—you’d have great success as a used-car salesman!
AndreasMartin over 3 years ago
It’s strange…like rat, I don’t like ‘social gatherings’, but now that we can’t have any I miss them. Humans are a weird species.
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
Can I keep wearing my mask when its over?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago
Wait a minute, there were social gatherings before the pandemic? Nobody told me.
erik.vanthienen over 3 years ago
Just hide under the covers, call it your “bunker”, and tell everyone you’re waiting for the “second coming of the Orange Messiah” …
SusieB over 3 years ago
I can definitely relate to this.
Kaputnik over 3 years ago
There are some social gatherings where I don’t mind the excuse not to gather, but on the whole, I prefer having a choice.
jessie d. over 3 years ago
the social gatherings to avoid are any “special” events aka a poor white trash mobs despoiling America at Trump’s direction.
dfrost1 over 3 years ago
He’s in a freaking bar, not wearing a mask and not socially distanced. Where does he live?
Ellis97 over 3 years ago
And I don’t feel like moving.
ɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴡʀɪɢʜᴛ (ᴅɪsᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ) over 3 years ago
I LIKE BEING SOCIAL
Croc Holliday over 3 years ago
I’m fine with never shaking anyone’s hand again. I’m a no touchy kind of guy.
Pony99CA over 3 years ago
“… lying all the time always”? Isn’t that a bit redundant? :-X
pheets over 3 years ago
Definitely with rat on this one.
gingerspike88 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Went to Walgreens on Tuesday for the Senior discount and when I reminded the checkout clerk that I was a senior, I got a quizzical look. My wife says it’s the mask and because my hair is still full and the same color as always … who knew there’s another benefit to these blasted things …
ChristineMurphy over 3 years ago
I’ve never identified with Rat more clearly than today.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 3 years ago
Paradise can’t last forever for the anti-social.
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
Diogenes, I found your man and he is not what you think…..
Spiny Norman Premium Member over 3 years ago
I was never invited to anything anyway.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
I dread having people want to hug me again…
zeexenon over 3 years ago
Or die gasping for your last breath. Just sayin.
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
No worries. Society ended long ago. Didn’t anyone tell you?
AddisonSobol over 3 years ago
Never read while drinking milk.
willie_mctell over 3 years ago
Illness will be a plan B again.
knight1192a over 3 years ago
And the difference is?
WilliamDoerfler over 3 years ago
Yes.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Rat is a hardcore Realist. “Pandemic” is such a good all-around excuse!
frenspz over 3 years ago
I love this. (Hint, don’t look at what rat says in the last panel)