Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 05, 2021

Pig can always run for Congress.

one skill I think Pig has is being a cheese connoisseur

SEX : Yes please

Yes, a closet full of them, from dates that went wrong. Oh, sorry, I thought that said “skulls.”

“Please expand on your answer”. “Nooooooooooooooooooo”

Does succinctness count as a skill?

Just after I had finished a B.A. in Psychology, someone at an employment agency pointed out the obvious: that I had no marketable skills. So, after knocking around for a couple of years, I got a degree in Piano Performance. That didn’t seem to help!

my reply would’ve been ‘you wish’…

Skills: l337.

Reading and writing.

I am quite accomplished as compared to an average swine!

I know a little bit about a lot of things, but not a lot about any thing.

On the assumption that SKILL is an acronym, I looked it up and found two matches:

Scientific Knowledge for Indian Learning and Leadership

Smith-Kettlewell Institute Low Luminance (which is described as a vision test)

I don’t have anything more to respond to either of those than Pig did.

Well, at least I am a skilled picanic basket stea.. er.. dealer.

He’s learned to “Just say ‘No.’”.

Pig can always resume yesterday’s form and go back to bed.

Pig’s Skill is the ability to eat Debbie Downer Pills …… Croc Power !

Pig could run for office, but it would make him a cliche.

Pig is skilling it.

Forget it Pig. There’s already enough of the swine there. There’s even a turtle.

Could be worse; they could have asked Pig for his IQ.

No. We all got something. Pig is off to a very good start though, as he is an honest man…..

Is the a section for procrastination? Whining?

Politicians are like farmers. They know how to milk the system. How else could they become multi-millionaires. And their friends and families too.

shrek costume

I used to fill in M/F with yes.

“A man got to know his limitations.”

Well the dumb swine can wiggle his ears, something I could never do.

Now it’s a sad resume.

Salary Requirements. True/False?

he’s probably over qualified

Isn’t making tea a skill?

ADDRESS: Actually, I usually wear nothing, except a tie when I go to a restaurant.

“I’m a pig, and I oink English”

Skills: Mad

Pig’s skill is Unflinching Honesty….

Skills: What I intend to get upon being accepted

More than you would think.

“He’s just like me… He’s just like me for real!”