Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 22, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  over 3 years ago

    He’s at a bar in Miami Beach.

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    BasilBruce  over 3 years ago

    Today’s background music: “Comfortably Numb” by Pink Floyd.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 3 years ago

    yeah, sitting cross-legged for long periods can be pretty painful

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago

    He gave you the best advice: follow his wisdom.

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    Wilde Bill  over 3 years ago

    I think Pig already knew that.

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    Vivi <333  over 3 years ago

    I didn’t get the joke, can someone tell me what it was?

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    blunebottle  over 3 years ago

    I think you got your answer, Pig.

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    What cha waiting for, Pig? He left the advice for you in his message.

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    ronaldspence  over 3 years ago

    I know the feeling of getting to the place you just need to escape for a bit. Maybe he really is a Wise Ass or maybe it was just St Patrick’s Day…

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    lavender headgear  over 3 years ago

    1776: We’ll risk our lives to preserve our freedom. 2021: We’ll give up our freedoms to preserve our health (by dying).

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    AndreasMartin  over 3 years ago

    Out invoking helpful spirits.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 3 years ago

    Perhaps some sour mash?

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  over 3 years ago

    Just be glad that the wise ass is living on the hill and not on the Mt. Everest

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    Breadboard  over 3 years ago

    Like the song said "It’s 5 O’clock somewhere …..

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    jel354  over 3 years ago

    I wonder if Wise Ass knows Rat’s song from last Friday.

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    Gandalf  over 3 years ago

    I don’t know… He left a great suggestion…

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    Ellis97  over 3 years ago

    He ain’t gonna be no help, anyways.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Even the wise ass on the hill can’t take whats going on in today’s society.

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    Iseau  over 3 years ago

    It’s his way of saying he is drinking to numb the pain caused by people who don’t get Stephan’s humor.

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    RobinHood  over 3 years ago

    The Wise Ass On The Hill is off celebrating his 90th Birthday today,

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 3 years ago

    Not a good sign.

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I love the fact that Pastis gets “Wise Ass” past the censor just by making him a donkey.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Sounds like Rat

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    khcm1157  over 3 years ago

    Why does the ‘hill’ today look like Bandini Mountain?

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    the lost wizard  over 3 years ago

    Looks like Wise Ass took a page out of Rat’s book.

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    stamps  over 3 years ago

    And that’s a hill of, umm, I don’t want to say in a family forum.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 3 years ago

    When I get stressed, I just hang out with my friends Jack and Jim.

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    bobknowlden  over 3 years ago

    The “hill” was drawn to resemble a huge pile of manure. Coincidence?

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    zeexenon  over 3 years ago

    PLAN-B, the beer depot.

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    bigplayray  over 3 years ago

    I beg to differ Pig. That’s very helpful advice!

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    Flatworm  over 3 years ago

    Sounded helpful to me!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Obviously, he read yesterday’s strip. :)

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    The Wise Ass can’t help you if you’re not willing to heed his advice, Pig. Rat would!…

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