Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 25, 2021

She’ll have that shrub’s job!

Turns out a lot of people like complaining as well. Right now I’m going on and on about how the Nintendo switch is still a whopping $300 after all these years!

My ex was like that.

well, how are you supposed to cheer up a unicorn about a displaced shrub?

Phoebe to Marigold: You want to borrow my phone so you can complain on line?

I get so annoyed by people who complain about things, I wish they would stop complaining!

Marigold… please, NO!

Give Mari some “gripe water”…it might help!

She’s becoming more and more human.

A German unicorn :-D Our favorite pastime, complaining :-p

Karen Heavenly Nostrils?

So Marigold is more human than she’d care to admit.

Yesterday, I discovered there is a Dutch translation of this strip. It’s called Evi en haar eenhoorn. They renamed the characters. Phoebe, fi, is Evi, Marigold Goudsbloem, Dakota Deborah and Todd has become Karel. Max, however, is still Max. I suppose this was done to appeal to the Dutch audience. It seems to be taking off since there are already 3 volumes out. https://kbimages1-a.akamaihd.net/601ee31f-bacc-4631-ac7a-68f0a9078159/1200/1200/False/evi-en-eenhoorn.jpg

I’m not sure but I think my roommate may also be a unicorn. This explains so much.

sigh, so is my brother…

The new shrub’s name is Dubya…

For an immortal being who dislikes change, I’d say she’s holding up pretty well.

That’s shrub discrimination, that is!

Marigold is a regular commenter on Mark Trail, then… it’s her tribe.

Well, obviously.

Get her a Tumblr account.

Did you know that a group of unicorns is called a “blessing”? I learned it on a game show yesterday.

No change. Just cash.

Maybe if she hadn’t eaten the shrub in the first place.

Complaining comes from the amazing ability to see the bad side of most things that you cannot change…

Is Marigold a closet conservative (hates change, likes to complain?)

in keeping with the recent pythonery:

man: I want to complain.

other man: YOU want to complain? Look at these shoes! I’ve only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through!

Ni.

The majority of people do not like change. That majority adjusts anyway.

What’s wrong Phoebe? got to "P? or you were discover some shrubs for Marigold the unicorn?

Yeah, but where are the fairies…?

Picky, picky, pickyyyyyy…. :P