Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 19, 2021

Maybe you should eat them with a fork that you’re holding with a pair of chopsticks.

Try bucking the tree, Marigold.

They taste BEST when Marigold gets three on at once!

And to think Lucky Charms breakfast cereal is magically delicious.

CHOMP! Chewchewchew…

“OK, theory disproved, but it was still fun to watch you!”

I was about to said that such pierced through apples won’t last before they get rotten but just forgot UNICORN. My bad!

They probably rot faster.

How useful!

The taste become really, “magic”.

Where are there no youtube videos of unicorns with apples stuck on their horn, just cats with tape on their paws?

Twilight Sparkle: “That is a mortifying waste of time and magic. Here, let me just pick the entire tree at once.” Phoebe: “Nooooooo! Stop!!”

Yum, poked apple pie!

Forbidden fruit tastes better.

(admires graphics of this cartoon)

God only knows where Heavenly Nostrils’s horn has been!

My horse just looks for the ones on the ground.

Applekabab!

I don’t get the hole point of this obsession, Phoebe.

Very inefficient way to harvest apples. Too pokey.

You know Apple Bucking’s so much more efficient, right?

Plus this way they are automatically cored for you.

Depends on how often she cleans her horn. And when she last did.

A sure-fire defense against poisoned apples, too.

Phoebe looks very cute here.

Everything taste better when blessed by Maragold

My valley newspaper says it’s a great year for apples. A local orchard says it’s the best crop in 50 years.

You’ll still want that ladder so you can pick a few apples as a “control” sample, though.

They taste better with a big hole through them making them turn brown and icky?

The only thing is that they’d be full of holes. :P