Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 29, 2022

Well if they had to stay cool in some way…

Sometimes, I realize how bad it would be for Phoebe if Marigold wanted to use her magic for evil.

Rear-end refrigeration.

That is one cold ass comment!

You should patent that!

It’s temperate in the posterior zone.

I remember old fashioned comic strips where kids were still spanked and had very warm posteriors. They were sometimes shown bathing their butts in pails of water or resting their sore butts on cushions.

But…

So unicorns have butt spells, huh? Furry Community, ASSEMBLE!!!

Friends know how warm friends like their tushies.

Tempur-Pedic unicorn?

“This spell’s boundaries are pretty well-defined, right? Just saying, if it got misaligned, that sounds very not-comfortable.”

So I assume she cast it before Phoebe got on her back?

Otherwise she’d still have to turn her head to aim correctly…

Cars always come with heated seats & steering wheels… but never cooled seats and steering wheels for the summer. If the steering wheel is that cold chances are I’m already wearing gloves, guys, c’mon, come up with a way so my hands don’t get all sweaty holding it!

So a really good friend knows how chill to make your butt.