Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 29, 2022

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    Averagemoe  over 2 years ago

    Okay, now it’s personal. Actually, it was always technically personal, but now it’s the bad kind of personal.

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    codycab  over 2 years ago

    Marigold, you’ve got some splainin to do!

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 2 years ago

    “Curiouser and curiouser.” ~Alice

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    Concretionist  over 2 years ago

    My mother was a staunch advocate of doing your own school work… except when it came to doing something arty, then she pitched right in. But if any of us had showed her that F and explained what happened… she’d have been talking to that teacher within minutes… and it WOULD be corrected.

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    Wilde Bill  over 2 years ago

    Must be a dream.

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    enigmamz  over 2 years ago

    Monday in the 4th of July, and Pheobe is still in school?

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    iggyman  over 2 years ago

    Did Marigold sign her name to it? How else would the teacher know?

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    Troglodyte  over 2 years ago

    First Dakota, now the teacher…what’s going on?!

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    pixiekitten Premium Member over 2 years ago

    At least Mrs. Wormwood gave Calvin an A when Hobbes wrote Calvin’s paper. This teacher is just irrational.

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    droosan Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Careful with those F ’s, Phoebe; you’ll wind up repeating this school grade next year .. and the year after that .. and the year after that ..

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    Decepticomic  over 2 years ago

    You know, unicorn horns are probably worth a lot of money, Phoebe. Just sayin’.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    This is plain unfair. Look more and more like a nightmare.

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    owenwolf_76  over 2 years ago

    I think this is all a nightmare brought on my Phoebe having a fear that everything she ‘is’ is due to Marigold.

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    CaveCat87  over 2 years ago

    I guess that’s the last straw for Phoebe.

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    scyphi26  over 2 years ago

    Okay, yeah, something’s definitely up here. I’m starting to wonder if something magical is on the fritz somewhere, because it seems unlikely Marigold would really take this THIS far (at least not intentionally).

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    [Unnamed Reader - bddb15]  over 2 years ago

    May be it’s Marigold’s dream.

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  over 2 years ago

    Marigold has really done a number on her!

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    Catlover1029  over 2 years ago

    I agree with Phoebe: GYAAAAH!!!!!

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    Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl  over 2 years ago

    I’m going to guess the content of the report consisted of:

    “Unicorn! Unicorn! Unicorn! Unicorn! Unicorn! Unicorn! Unicorn! Unicorn! Unicorn! Unicorn! … etc. "

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    jerrica.benton333  over 2 years ago

    Be Natural or Flat Phoe

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    bwswolf  over 2 years ago

    Almost sound like my HS English teacher, it didn’t matter if I took a lot of time to write my report or did it quick …….. I’d get a C ! Years later I was on a job and saw my teacher (he was doing something different), we said all the niceties and then I asked him, why did I always get a C on my reports …………. he laughed then told me it was because he couldn’t read my writing and as long as I had a first page and a last page he gave me a C. I said I wish he had told me that, then ….. he said if he had that I’d probably just do the two pages and blank pages for the rest ….. I had to agree with him, knowing me I would have done just that !

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    Claire Jordan  over 2 years ago

    I’m thinking the Shield of Boringness has somehow infected Phoebe and made people ignore her actions?

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    DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Yep, some kind of weird unicorn magic rubbing-off effect, I’m guessing.

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    DrPepper  over 2 years ago

    its been going on for 3 days!! What are you doing Marigold!?!?

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    Andrew Bosch Premium Member over 2 years ago

    If Marigold wrote it, then F is for Fantastic!

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