Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 12, 2023

Check? Is there prize money? If Marigold paid the entry fee, she should be entitled to the details.

Can’t call them a UNICORN or any other creature if they can’t learn someone’s name.

You can almost hear the sneer in “…that human…”.

Phoebe is unlikely to get her own trophy saying “That human”. She is more likely to share a trophy saying “To Marigold Heavenly Nostrils and that human”.

At least it’s “that human” and not “that human”.

Do unicorns need money?

You know, that human with the odd name that has nothing to do with her looks or personality. I always think of her as Brunetta Freckleface Spiderhooves.

I wonder how will be an unicorn taking orders at starbucks.

“It is a letter from Richard Smiling Muzzle and Edward Horse Laugh. They say we may have already won ten million dollars!”

Congratulations, Dana, Marigold, and Phoebe! https://www.danasimpson.com

…And Zoidberg.

At least the letter didn’t address Phoebe as “Marigold’s human”.

I’ve grown very fond of Marigold heavenly Nostrils and that human. Also of other characters.

“…..and also that human…….” They’ll never change their attitude towards Marigold.

if i ever got a trophy, i would name it “trophoebe”