Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 04, 2023

I will take your entire stock.

I prefer jelly beans. Thanks.

How many beans? Has anyone counted them?

Assignment: Write three sentences with the word “beans.”

I love beans.

My mommy cooks beans.

We’re all human beans.

If you break a finger, you can hold it to cool your hand off.

Phoebe has beans?

I hadn’t heard that one in … many years. And I never really understood why people used it. Maybe because “cool” by itself just doesn’t have as much intensity as a two-syllable exclamation?

Wonder if Marigold read Gunnerkrigg Court.

Cool beans if they don’t cause gas and bloating.

And yes Marigold’s style of speech is not like that at all.

this also reminds me of Izzy in the new MLP movie.

I wonder how easy it was for the g5 ponies to learn how to fly or use their powers again.

Unicorns and canned beans, do they really go together?

Urban Dictionary confirms “cool beans” is something people used to say, but probably not for 40 or 50 years.

Now its time to spill the beans. I wonder if we need to let the cat out of the bag? Now Im worried for other peoples cats.

Caution: Pun zone ahead next five days.

Anyone who doesn’t know cool beans is a has-bean! Or maybe not… :D

I have heard “Spill the Beans” but cool beans is a first for me!

Beans are the “musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot”!

Are they beans that taste cool, or beans that MAKE you cool? I’m asking for a friend…

Cool beans!

Beans, beans are good for your heart,

The more you eat, the more you fa*t,

The more you fa*t, the better you feel,

So eat your beans at every meal.

At least it’s what it says on the tin… It could have been Lukewarm Peas and a damaged label.

legalize sensu beans

Were these beans held by Cool Hand Luke?

I’d microwave them.

FINALLY I have a chance to share my sister’s favourite phrase:

FRIGID LEGUMES!

“Beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot!”