Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 23, 2024

Stop clowning around.

Can you also use horn drill, Marigold?

How about clown horns, jealous of those?

Next up: geese honk, thus Marigold needs feathers.

How about drinking from your horn like a viking? Bring that mead!

“Make that THREE hard boiled eggs.”

I honk in your general direction!

How unicorn can you get?

Can you honk in different tones?

So, what… can you catch flies with your tongue like a frog and spray stink from your butt like a skunk as well?!

I guess honking would be more appropriate for a horn than beeping.

Who else imagined Marigold in panel 5 using the “outrrrageous accent” of the French soldier taunting King Arthur as a “silly English k’nigg’t”?

Can you make it sound like a tuba?

I’m reminded of “Bewitched” and the car with the unique horn.

(Search for “Esmeralda Zaps A Unicorn” on YouTube)

Protean unicorn.

i bird just honked as i was reading this

Maybe this will become the next trend among unicorns?

Or you could say “nee!”

I assume it wasn’t an oogah horn like the old bikes had…

And now I’m thinking of a case many moons ago when I was watching TV with the CC on, but not working quite perfectly. According to the closed captions, cars were “oinking”.