Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 07, 2025

For the record, this did not originally run in October. Of course, if you’d been paying attention, you could have deduced that from context alone.

“I don’t say “Bleh bleh bleh”.

He’s dating Fluttershy now.

Annd after he eats a bunch, we have “tooty-fruity” if you know what I mean!

I vant to suck your apple juice!

Is he friends with Bunnicula?

I’ve never heard of a “vampire unicorn” before..

“Poor defenseless fruit…” As contrasted with the rest of us, who only eat fruit that deserves to be eaten.

Marigold also has the word wrong… it’s obviously “Blah!”

I mean, face it. "I vant to suck your prunes’ is a wee bit…-terrifying. For one thing, how could you TELL?

So he and your grandmother have a common great-great-great grandmother? How extended ARE unicorn families?

“Blood fruit is a perennial, woody climber that grows taking support of large trees in its natural habitat. Plants bear sweetish sour fruits in bunches, which originate directly from the stem. In backyard gardens, it could be grown using large trees such as mango, jackfruit etc.”

Sounds more like a flying fox unicorn than a vampire unicorn.

He must turn into a fruit bat

A vampire unicorn just has more pointy bits. I’m sure that they are more rare than regular unicorns.

Any relation to The Ketchup Vampires ?

(I’ll bet nobody gets the reference.)

Probably drinks the red coloring. (Sorry, been watching a lot of “Adventure Time” lately)

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