Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 19, 2025

I am now imagining a fisheye lens view of Marigold and Phoebe staring intensely into each others’ souls with an unbreakable and unmatched judgmental gaze.

For the first time, it’ll represent a time when her age was an even number.

A room with a unicorn.

The importance of the unicorn will not be denied!

Don’t worry Marigold, you are an even more important of who is Phoebe is these days than any room.

There is a nice view of the trees through the window too!

Mustn’t forget the important things.

Appears to be a pretty large bedroom!

Marigold is channeling Carla from Dumbing of Age.

Not forgetting, a unicorn.

I see an enormous open window and incredibly high ceilings.

Just put a mirror on one of the walls.

do a strip of the two of them reacting to watching Death of a Unicorn 2025, starring Jenna Ortega !

But NOT from when she was 6 or 8. Those were dark times indeed.

Marigold will NOT be ignored.

How can someone be so self-centered and annoying, and still be adorable? Oh, DUH, well, UNICORN!

Also, MOI!

The room has a unicorn, what else could you possibly need?

Word on the street is Dana Simpson is retiring Phoebe and Her Unicorn. Is this the “Magical World” moment?

But of course!